Dodgypotato

Banned because there's no such thing an an irrational fraction.

Banned for reasons that are 10/0.

You do, and there's only 1: we all die in 1 year, and no one has any control over their paths/there is no possible variation.

I wish that I could be rich.

You do, you stop worrying and then the material stuff overwhelms you and you die.

I wish I could get a PhD in astrophysics.

I enjoy having the occasional beer. It doesn't even taste that good, so I don't know why. It's just... Nice. It must have good effects, because I won my first game of Settlers of Catan whilst drinking. Everyone else had milkshakes and hot chocolate and stuff.

2 hours ago, MiniChelonia said:

This thought process when I was in early high school:

1. I read a post about teachers "shipping students and getting them to do work together"

2. I noticed that a teacher kept getting me to work with another person

3. Therefore, teacher ships us according to aforementioned post

4. Me having that thought meant I shipped us together (that's how shipping works, right?)

5. Shipping someone with yourself = having crush on them 

 

I didn't realise most people visualised their weddings as a kid, or imagined being married in their future. In primary school some girls had made a poll for which guys were most date able, to which my contribution was "no one"    "you can't choose no one or the world will end" "fine, the world ends"

 

Not realising that being a 3rd wheel was a thing, or bad. Having no interest in romance. *exposed to romance* "no, that's obsessive & creepy". 

Hahaha that's great logic! I like it. I thought crush = member of the opposite sex that you'd like to be friends with. Because all members of the opposite sex had cooties that you'd die if you caught. So you couldn't normally be friends. D:

Me too about the weddings! I never imagined anything like that! I was always pretending to live in Hogwarts and stuff!!!

This is more of a rant than anything, but...

I went to a sleepover at friend 1's house, with friend 2, friend 3, and friend 4. Friends 1, 2, and 3 know that I'm aro. Friend 4 does not. So, we get onto the inevitable conversation of, 'who do you have a crush on?' I'm trying my best not to be seen, but friend 4 is doing the questioning. And she gets around to me.

"So... Who do you like, Dodgy? Who did you like at our old highschool?" She said. I replied, "No one." And of course went super red because my body betrays me, making her think that I'm lying. In fact I was super nervous because I know she'd never believe me. I hate this line of questioning. She accused me of lying and said to just tell the truth, because everyone else did. I insisted that I was telling the truth. My friends are awesome and tried to convince her that I was telling the truth. Then they diverted it from me.

The thing is, I already told her that I've never liked anyone and never had a crush before, and this was merely a few weeks prior. She didn't even believe me then, I really doubt she'd believe me if I came out. Why is it so hard for people to grasp that not everyone is into romance? It's such a surprisingly big part of most people's lives!

I asked friends 1, 2, and 3 (after friend 4 left) if they'd rather have a boyfriend or icecream, and they said definitely a boyfriend. Made me sad . Then I ate the rest of the icecream.

Early sign: 'Fries before guys' was your motto, even though you use the term 'chips' in Australia, not 'fries'.

YMBAI... When growing up, you ran scenarios through your head of how to turn people down.

GOT IT. I WILL ADHERE TO THESE BRILLIANT TRADITIONS. LOVING THE SQUARE BRACKETS. HOW DO WE DO EXCLAMATION MARKS[Q] IS IT [E] LOL[Q]

Banned for using two different tenses of the word ban, whilst banning someone. (;

Banned for using logic.

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Top right hand corner of the screen, press the 'create' button with the white plus to the left of it. Then press status.

For phone, go to your profile: three horizontal bars on the top left of your screen, then 'account', then 'profile'. Scroll all the way down to the 'What's on your mind?' text box.

@aroMa(n)tisse WORTH IT IF THERE'S POTATOES INVOLVED

LET'S TALK ABOUT POTATOES.

That we're only aromantic because 'we can't get a date'. :))))))))))))))))))))

No.

YES! FOR THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

You get a million dollars but it's because of you suing someone for chopping off 1 of your arms and 1 of your legs. You get to choose. (;

Banned because I am an incredibly obscure joke.

Banned because you banned me because you missed spud.. Antonym to miss is hit.. ;D Banned for not getting my joke!!

Banned because you'd rather hit Spud? (;

Yes! Means I never have to leave my house until I run out of money!!!

You get 1 million dollars, but you lose your current sexual and romantic orientations, and get random new ones (based on real probabilities of what you were assigned with to begin with)!

Banned because it's all Spud's fault, and therefore you must be blamed.

Banned for joking. This is serious business.

YES. I love me some floor.

You get a million dollars but you have to poop it out in 50 cent pieces (Australian).