Uncorrupt a wish.

[SwiftySpeedy]

Say an extremely terrible wish like

you: I wish this person died in their sleep.

and they make it better.

other person: I wish this person had a good night.

And then rinse and repeat. 

:you I wish everyone would die.

:other person: I wish everyone was happy.

                         I wish plants went extinct

 

You probably get what I mean.

[HelloThere]

I wish that people would die off.

Just bad people, and they’d “die” by just not being bad anymore.

[SwiftySpeedy]

I wish that people would not die off.

I WISH IF A MASSIVE DISASTER ON THE SCALE OF THE TIANIMEN SQUARE AND 9/11 OCCURED 

[HelloThere]

1 hour ago, SwiftySpeedy said:

I wish that people would not die off.

I WISH IF A MASSIVE DISASTER ON THE SCALE OF THE TIANIMEN SQUARE AND 9/11 OCCURED 

The disaster is that it rains food so no one starved again.

[TheApothiAroace]

How do I do this now? Oh wait! I know!

*the person above me* 
‘I wish for my house to explode!’

 

*me* The gingerbread house you made for Christmas last year will now explode.

 

I wish for me to have my own dictatorship named Baliswania which can never rebel, and I rule it with an iron fist, sentencing any law-breakers to a death penalty.

[HelloThere]

9 hours ago, TheApothiAroace said:

How do I do this now? Oh wait! I know!

*the person above me* 
‘I wish for my house to explode!’

 

*me* The gingerbread house you made for Christmas last year will now explode.

 

I wish for me to have my own dictatorship named Baliswania which can never rebel, and I rule it with an iron fist, sentencing any law-breakers to a death penalty.

The entire dictatorship has very few laws that would actually make the death penalty necessary, and the social structure there makes it so that it’s actually a rather nice place to live.

I wish for the power to obliterate a continent.

[SwiftySpeedy]

You decide to use your power instead to build a new continent which also ends global warming and solves overpopulation!

I wish if I could run someone down with a car.

Edited June 14, 2023 by SwiftySpeedy

[HelloThere]

46 minutes ago, SwiftySpeedy said:

You decide to use your power instead to build a new continent which also ends global warming and solves overpopulation!

I wish if  I could run someone down with a car.

Very smart use of that last one. You know I've actually fantasized about having the power to make Equatorial Pacifica, a supercontinent spanning most of the pacific ocean. It's gonna be an ultra material-rich landmass under complete control of the Human Federation, a country made entirely out of migrants from every country on this earth. It'll quickly rise to power as the largest and strongest nation, with the sole goal of dismantling corrupt regimes, and making the best possible democratic political system. The Human Federation would have a socialistic economic structure that uses businesses as public organizations that closely, transparently, and openly work with the government. The government has a similar structure to that of America's in some ways. There's still a 3 legged system with the Judicial, Executive, and Legislative branch, but their sole goals and values are far different than that of America's. In this government rather than focusing on what can be gained out of every bill and law, they focus on achieving it's original goal and making this as simple and structured as possible, and addressing grey area inside bills. The focus isn't to make individual districts benefit, it's to make the whole country benefit nearly equally while still allowing for some districts to get better treatment when needed. The very drive of this government isn't the same as America's either. It won't impose it's views on others as democracy isn't specifically for everyone, whether it be for ideological beliefs or religious ones. Rather it strives to be an ally to all countries that it views as good, often by using the publics overall view of countries to decide. This government is very open to suggestions, and non-money forms of lobbying as it may give ideas never considered before. They try to focus on working with civilians on stuff as much as possible and being openly transparent to most, if not all of what they do. Yes there's still definitely classified information but it's only classified if it could jeopardize that project or group by speaking about it. This Country is very focused on inclusivity, and due to it's ginormous size of over 7 million square miles it tends to have plenty of room for more people, while also closely monitoring migration with extensive but swift vetting. This nation has rivers longer than the Nile running right through it, irrigating over 80% of the land making it a very rich and farmable area. Most materials are located in the rather dry uninhabited area's of the nation so poisoning water supplies or destroying species is rather unlikely in the process of extracting and mining resources. This country has absolutely no oil, coal, or natural gas but it does have something far better: large wells of uranium, tritium, thorium, silica, lithium, copper, iron, gold, platinum, and even iridium. These metals allow Equatorial Pacifica to be the most technologically advanced civilization on Earth, and has 100% nuclear and renewable energies. This country gained such a vast amount of riches from an ancient asteroid impact that blessed the land with all sorts of metals that gave it a strong strategic advantage. As such it makes this country the dominant nation on the Earth, thankfully it's also one of the kindest countries on this earth as it's defenses make it nearly impenetrable by any aircraft. The nation has large and powerful cannons capable of overloading entire swarms of planes and deactivating them while giving soldiers the ability to eject, land safely, and be returned to their home countries as a show of both grace and strength. No country even dares to go near Equatorial Pacifica with military bases, but no country hates it either for it's liberal trade of cheap and incredibly useful metals and machinery. It's the leader of world politics and is often there to help it's allies deal with issues when needed, in exchange for trading more biological materials like lumber and cattle. Equatorial Pacifica is a nation praised by all as the defining power of the Golden Age of humanity. It's been able to help it's allies while holding them to high standards on transparency, openness, and cooperation. It doesn't invade in other territories or set up bases as it already has large swarms of planes, and space stations with aid whenever needed, though often aid is nonviolent and focusing more on stunning people than killing. The Human Federation however has reach throughout the world as a far kinder and more philosophical organization that offers guidance and strategy to growing nations to help direct them into a more just and cooperative path. Anyway yeah this was a heck of a rant but I love the thought of a new continent suddenly springing up with a nearly perfect society that sets an example to all others. 

By that it means that you ran towards someone and gave them a car.

[SwiftySpeedy]

Wait did you write that with chatgpt?

Oh lord I just checked and you wrote the whole thing Oh my god (I also gave it a read)

Edited June 14, 2023 by SwiftySpeedy

[HelloThere]

1 minute ago, SwiftySpeedy said:

Wait did you write that with chatgpt?

You wish.

[SwiftySpeedy]

read the edited comment

[HelloThere]

10 minutes ago, SwiftySpeedy said:

Wait did you write that with chatgpt?

Oh lord I just checked and you wrote the whole thing Oh my god (I also gave it a read)

I’ve put way too much thought into a fake supercontinent. I’ve put literally no thought in who I’d marry before. That explains a lot. XD

[SwiftySpeedy]

4 minutes ago, HelloThere said:

I’ve put way too much thought into a fake supercontinent. I’ve put literally no thought in who I’d marry before. That explains a lot. XD

Yeah. I've thought Way More about living in a mobile tiny home and what It will look like the size how I'm going to travel with it the exact brand of food that's going to be in the cabinets all the way to the Chairs in the kitchen and how I'm going to get them from Home Depot and a giant list of brand names the wood and Insane amounts of research, while I have put 0 thought into marriage. 

[HelloThere]

1 minute ago, SwiftySpeedy said:

Yeah. I've thought Way More about living in a mobile tiny home and what It will look like the size how I'm going to travel with it the exact brand of food that's going to be in the cabinets all the way to the Chairs in the kitchen and how I'm going to get them from Home Depot and a giant list of brand names the wood and Insane amounts of research, while I have put 0 thought into marriage. 

Same. There was this one time I spent literal weeks obsessing over solutions to fixing the American education system and the MANY issues inside of it. There’s a lot of issues in there and a lot of solutions. I’d suggest strongly increasing teacher pay, defunding parts of the military (while also rearranging how military funding is used) to pay for an increase in educational spending. Schools need to focus more on specialization and teaching languages early in childhood, as it’s a far better time to do so and kids will learn faster that way. By 9-10th grade English class just needs to stop being a required class, that’s a pointless endeavor past works of literature and art. I mean the whole point of English class is to teach kids English, and I promise you kids know after 9-10 years of learning it. Math classes do not need to be a requirement after 10th grade, almost no one uses the quadratic formula and it’s only for very specific jobs (which it can be taught in for engineering and science career paths). Give school counsels actual power like adding additional classes (optional ones) to school or changing the food in the cafeteria, perhaps even rearranging how some noncore classes could work. After all teaching kids political activeness is a strong suggestion if we want to actually get good politicians. The last year or two of school can focus more on careers to try out or basically high trade school in a way. They could be taught by actual professionals on that subject and see if it’s for them. Students also need more time to just relax and take in information so give a free hour to eat lunch, study, work, and just converse with others. School has to start later, kids wake up way too early for this, so we have to make the bare MINIMUM starting time 8:30. We also need to just overall make schools feel less like prisons. I mean they work like prisons, they look like prisons, the teachers and students both feel like they’re in prison. It’s a prison. 

[SwiftySpeedy]

Yeah and genuinely the only thing relating to marriage I thought of was when I was five and asked one of my friends to "marry me" at a play-place because I barely knew what It meant. 

[HelloThere]

1 minute ago, SwiftySpeedy said:

Yeah and genuinely the only thing relating to marriage I thought of was when I was five and asked one of my friends to "marry me" at a play-place because I barely knew what It meant. 

I once said that I wanted to "marry" a friend of mine and have 10 kids. I had no idea what either of this things meant but looking back I just platonically liked that person.