WizardGrayFire

1 hour ago, Kira- said:

Screw the earth, let’s go to Saturn to prove a point.

we could dye the rings black

2 hours ago, Autumn Marie said:

Theres a thread on AVEN about where an ace neighborhood should be if it were to exist. I don’t know if Denmark has been mentioned yet, but it definitely should be. 

invading denmark has definitely been mentioned on many an aven thread lol

32 minutes ago, HelloThere said:

Not to mention there’s probably a few bakeries somewhere in that place. It’s remote, meaning there’ll be less amatanormative Allos, and even less chance of being invaded.

i dare say there may even be restaurants gat serve garlic bread

my friend actually went to denmark recently and brought back pictures of dragons

they already have everything aces need to survive

10 minutes ago, HelloThere said:

Both kinds of aro’s, the physical version and the person.

people just falling from the sky onto their enemies, just holding the arrows instead of shooting them

”it’s more effective to stab with them up close!” someone yells

8 minutes ago, TheApothiAroace said:

Anyone else wanna join the invasion of Denmark on June 28th 2030? (You have to be ace btw)

i’m in, if i remember that long lol

oooh neat, “your replies have been merged”

i don’t think i’ve ever seen that before

a barrage of aros

18 hours ago, HelloThere said:

Nah, it’s way too airy and covered in whipped frosting for my taste. (Cheesecakes far better).

TPBM has some serious political opinions.

what kinda- my friend we have very different ideas of what angel food cake is (although liking cheesecake better is respectable either way)

also, true i guess? it depends what you mean by “serious.” i wouldn’t say i have any hot takes

TPBM is Canadian

sandwich

False

TPBM likes angel food cake

asexual

YES

THIS EXACTLY

TPBM likes twizzlers

land shark

victory

aroace

i’ll take “i read that in the tune” for 200

life without breath

cold as death

never thirsty, ever drinking

all in mail, never clinking

TRUE! how tf did you think i arrived here (and on aven) lol /lh

TPBM can (or wants to learn how to) juggle

10 minutes ago, HelloThere said:

False. I haven’t even gotten any idea what that is. (I’m still figuring out my gender, romantic, and sexual orientation. Still like 90% sure I’m aroace and like 40% sure I’m Demi agender.)

TPBM has not broken a bone before.

true, even though i still think that guy deserved it /j (really tho, none of my bones have ever been broken. i am 8 out of every 10 americans)

i built my entire personality and style around the gray and yellow color scheme, not knowing that i was stealing from the demigender community until like last week lol

oh also the house of leaves is a really cool horror novel that has interesting layouts of pages,,,, there are some pages you have to continuously turn the book in order to read them, for example

TPBM has watched “hurt.” by ice cream sandwich (the video i referenced earlier in this post)

i have come out as aroace, technically (a big deal was not made of it, because my mom “thought everyone was like that” which is… suspicious. turns out she’s probably demiaroace, but won’t identify as that because she has no reason to) but have not come out gender-wise because i’m still figuring that stuff out

TPBM has read House of Leaves

false, but it’s in my school’s library and i really want to (i want to read more in general)

TPBM has so many hobbies they have trouble keeping up

True (I think?), I do like people

TPBM likes musicals

False. :/

TPBM memorizes riddles & prophecies from books even though they mean nothing outside of the context of the book just because it’s fun

True

TPBM wears a lot of jewelry

No, they might have already died. In fact, people who are already dead tend not to breathe at all, and can easily go without breathing for 4-6 minutes without dying

School isn’t useful

No, humor is generally not a healthy way to deal with serious issues. This is for many reasons, including the fact that it usually doesn’t actually solve the problem at all.

Aros can’t possibly participate in drama and gossip because they “wouldn’t understand”

Yes I do

Art makes me happy