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SE: this is literal — you will manage to be the player at the highest altitude of any sport you try — so, it only helps with a select few sports
SP: i have a good sleep schedule
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not only can you do so, you must do so. at all times, some portion of your brainpower must be devoted to breathing and pumping your blood, for example, in order to stay alive.
i can consume and enjoy media without spending any of my free time
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SE: Quantum Physics
SP: i can solve any crime mystery within an hour of hearing about the case
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SE: every time you drop one it’s irreparably damaged
SP: i can become supernaturally bouncy at will
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…but all parents now insist on grabbing their child’s cheek as a greeting, no matter the age of the “child”
I can understand my own emotions instantly and without doubt
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christmas
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technically true, though maybe not the kind you’re thinking of.
tpbm has their ears pierced
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true
tpbm likes physics (as an academic subject)
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to do so you must inflict said headache onto someone you truly care for
i can write good essays within any time limit
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dragons are real, my friend owns one. it has stylish facial hair.
also the word “mitochondria” is plural
Chess is a balanced game
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life is only partially good, there’s always a mix.
the mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell
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moose
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cheese
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spider
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wrong, shoes can’t be better at anything than bowls because they *are* bowls. (it’s like saying “kleenex are better at being improvised weapons than tissues”)
twas brilig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe
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all the “c”s in pacific ocean are pronounced differently, and that annoys me
dresscodes are unimportant
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4 hours ago, SwiftySpeedy said:
"In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer."
"Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before."
"And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm."
"The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting."
"None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose the Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed."
"And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void."
"Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering."
i think i have all of these in my liked songs on spotify
4 hours ago, SwiftySpeedy said:"In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer."
"Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before."
"And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm."
"The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of Hell across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the demons. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he alone could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting."
"None could stand before the horde but the Doom Slayer. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose the Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The Titan, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the Doom Slayer, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Titan fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the Doom Slayer's hand, but there fell the Titan, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed."
"And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Hell Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned the Doom Slayer in a mighty armor, wrought in the forges of Hell, impenetrable and unyielding. With sword and shield of adamantine strength, the Doom Slayer set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void."
"Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering."
also: aroace king
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pot of
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21 minutes ago, Kira- said:
I love mangoes
tpbm listens to lovejoy or Cavetown
Cavetown, yes!!! i haven’t heard of lovejoy, i’ll add them to the growing list of media to-be-consumed
tpbm has made art with some permanent medium without a sketch
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true, but not as much as some other card games (mostly because my friends play other card games more)
tpbm likes mangoes
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true, but idk how many of them i have at this point lol
tpbm has a good grasp of their aromanticism/aro-spec-ness, if any
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false
TPBM has a good work/school/life balance
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you have complicated problems. (i know this because i am also a dice goblin)
trading card games are fun
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i need to get a white ring
also if anyone here is looking for a black ring, critsuccess.com has rings that work as functional dice and you can get them in black. would highly recommend
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Superpowers and side effects
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SE: you’re a norse god (all sorts of messed up crap happens to them)
SP: i speak six languages (every language easy, easy as the recipe for making jell-o)