Keith

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I'm offended because I'm offended by someone who's not even offended, despite the thread's topic.

200!!

On 1/27/2024 at 4:30 AM, N1GHTM4R3 said:

My friend's doggo

No more dogs. (💔😥)

A parrot.

No more men

No more brunettes

No more humans

No more anthropomorphic space animal things

No more cats

No more animated children's characters

No more studio ghibli movies

No more detectives 

No more humanoid beings

No more dogs (💔😥)

biology

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185

"ok"

I'm offended because no one here is able to finish their senten- *explodes*

witter

plant

meteorite

None of the above, because the cereal tastes so much better without milk.

On 6/23/2022 at 11:44 PM, Deltalorian said:

No I put some cereal in a bowl and then eat that cereal, milkless, from the bowl.

THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER!!!!!!

I'm offended because I'm utterly confus- WAIT, MY MOM'S CAR JUST GOT HIT BY A METEORITE???

jitters

182

3365

Greetings gods and goddesses!! 🥳 I am Keith, Arocalyptic Elasmobranchii God of anxiety, social awkwardness and tea in all its kinds and forms.

On 2/8/2024 at 4:09 AM, N1GHTM4R3 said:

I just saw an aro-gator

I LOVE IT!!!!!

15 hours ago, smac n cheese said:

what's our battle strategy?

Depends on what our actual goal is. I mean, beside the obvious, which is world domination. I think the most important thing (for now, at least), should be setting our prorities. What do we want to do once we've dominated the entire population? Are there any particular lands we're interested in? Shall we look for alliances?

"Goddess of Computer Wizardry"

This is me, if you even care.

Welcome on the forum!! :33

nest

J is for Jokingly kicking your father's feet underneath the table due to the influence of The Ghost of Christmas Past.

K is for Knives.

L is for Litters on the parking lot. 

I'm offended because it's been so long since I last opened this thread. I'm also offended because I've never heard of Cheesy Jokes.

"*clappy clap clap clap clap*"