Arsenic

kiwi

You have a lot of time but no lunch to eat.

I wish my piercings were fully healed.

You have skin cancer

I can control my hair

You are a cis man, and you don't understand dysphoria. You become transphobic, and an asshole

I wish I was a tree

You lose all your hair if you use it.

I can turn into a plant

On 2/4/2022 at 4:56 PM, _pc_ said:

you cannot wake up and you become like sleeping beauty (except minus "true love") and some weird dude has to kiss you to wake up

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, OH MY GOD, I WOULD PREFER TO BE ASLEEP TO THE END OF THE DAYS, AT LEAST I WOULD HAVE COOL DREAMS!

You know how to do trigonometry, but you do it better than everybody else in the world. You are a genius! The problem is that some weird villains kidnap you to study your brain and use it to create  an army of evil robots to dominate humanity. Congratulations my friend, you have condemned us to be slaves.

I wish I had my top surgery done, I want my tits gone:(

The flowers attract bees, a LOT.

I wish I was sleeping right now 

But once you use your power you go blind

I can control your mind

I've been seeing romantic stuff everywhere for two weeks already, and markets are full of hearts and that kind of things. Ew...

Child

The tittle says everything. One says a superpower, the next person says a side effect of this power and adds a new one.

Example:

Person 1: I can fly

Person 2: You are blind. I can teleport...

I'll start.

I can shape shift.

A few time ago, when I still considered myself allosexual and alloromantic, I could read books with sex and romantic scenes without feeling awkward or repulsed. Now, after discovering I am aroace, that has changed. I feel like if my awkwardness to this kind of topics isn't real, because it didn't exist at the beginning, but it exists now. Have you ever felt this way? Is it normal that figuring out my identity has changed my point of view? 

Metal?

On 1/29/2022 at 11:04 PM, roboticanary said:

I hate cool treehouses

YOU ARE A MONSTER

I am offended because you don't let people be different.

Be kind, ask them about their interest and hobbies in a subtle way and share your interests. Be nice... I don't know what more could I say.

They are rebel hippos. They do not want you as leader, so they leave.

I wish I had more time to do exercise.

Tour cat is actually a tiger. He attacks you. You are dead now.

I wish I had orange juice.

Oh yeah, sorry, I was distracted. I wish frogs weren't venomous because I wan't to cuddle them.

baking

You spent too much time using your phone in class and you fail your exams due to not paying attention.

I will cry, I love this. I will embroider this on my backpack.

2 minutes ago, Jackson_Glass said:

I wanna live in a house in the woods with my QPP, brother nick, my other aro spec siblings near my age and other aros that want to join. makeing and giving out garlic bread, wearing green hats/headbands/other gree head things (style of our choice) and growing plants because as @Arsenic said even in a forest there is never enough green :D

YASSSSS, THAT'S IT!

WHAT, WHERE?

4 minutes ago, Jackson_Glass said:

that sounds amazing just telling my parents 'goodbye I'm going to live in a house in the woods with my QPP, brother nick, other aro siblings my age and whoever wants to join'

Let's add this to the topic 'ideal living situation'