Arsenic

You have enough strength to do it, but your bones aren't strong enough to resist it. You would break your whole arm...but also the wall.

I can turn into a black mist.

You can but you constantly fall.

I wish I didn't feel this empty right now.

You need to install Wi-Fi on your brain to use it, via a terribly complicated and deadly surgery.

I can control plants.

Cardboard (?

You can still like romance movies and ship people/characters, it doesn't affect your romantic orientation. If you don't feel romantic attraction (meaning this wanting to be in a romantic relationship or to do romantic things with a specific someone) or you feel very little of it, then you're aromantic/arospec (in the aromantic spectrum). Defining yourself as your own soul mate sounds aro for me, as it is a common feeling between the community. Also, the fact that you've only had one relationship in 37 years and that you don't feel the need of getting a partner. I would say that you're aromantic, but you're the only one who can say if that label fits you.

There are different kinds of relationships. I will never understand why people add "just" before saying that someone is a friend. Friends can be the most important people for each other, why underestimate such a lovely relationship? I am demiromantic, and I have a romantic partner, but she isn't more important than my best friends. I do different things with her, and it is a different kind of relationship, but not more important than the rest. 

Invisible, of course. I wouldn't have to talk in awkward situations.

Money or telekinesis.

Well, the teacher tells you at first that you got a 100, but actually it was a correction mistake and your mark is way lower.

I wish I had black claws on my hands.

Money. I bet I would  fall from the carpet.

Money or a master key for all the doors that exist and will exist.

Bus (I met my squish called Alex on the bus)

You will never get a cold again, but instead you will get malaria.

I wish my ear piercing didn't hurt.

Also, @Deltalorian, you've got the best signature ever.

Oh my---- Definitely controlling frogs. No jokes on it, it could be extremely dangerous if used properly.

Money or your squishes squish on you back.

It is were able but it doesn't fit you.

I wish my hair wasn't blonde.

Welcome welcome! You were fast at creating an account here. I'm the one who recommended you this site, I hope that you find the answers you're looking for. If you need any help, feel free to DM me:)

The tittle talks for itself. You rate the song (0-10) above and post another one.

https://youtu.be/_NhWOx0M0pI

I'm offended because I don't understand your pfp.

Light

Metal

Some doom metal

Sea. The sea is a soup. It has water, salt, vegetables and meat. The sea is a soup.

False. I LOVE snails. Not the same.

TPBM lives in a permanent existential crisis.

I'm offended that you try to oppress people's thoughts.

Still working on that, so false.

TPBM has seen an alligator.

I'm offended that you're offended that someone assumes you're christian but you don't say which are your spiritual beliefs.

cow