One-Eyed Jack

"The Grizzly," a graphically shlocky ripoff of the original "Jaws" released around the same year. My tender young mind was not ready for the graphic images of maiming and death. That woman whose deceased eyes keep staring at the camera in closeup while the bear continues hitting her remains still sticks with me. I got some kind of PTSD from that.

"After a while it got up and went to make a pot of coffee." -- from a short story about a romantic couple who decide literally to become one as an expression of their love. (Although I realize that this could seem offensive to conjoined people.)

I love thread games! What other kinds do people like?