Athena

GOODIE, CAPSLOCKIA IS THE THREAD I WAS LOOKING FOR. I FEEL THE NEED TO RANT ABOUT TAN LINES. FUCK 'EM. YESTERDAY WAS HOT AND SUNNY AND TODAY WAS WORSE BUT I WORE SOCKS CAUSE I WAS DOING WORK WHICH NEEDED BIG HEAVY SHOES SO NOW I GOT TAN LEGS AND WHITE FEET. IT'S GOING TO LOOK HORRIBLE WHEN I WEAR REGULAR SHOES TOMORROW. LIKE AN OREO ABANDONED BY HALF ITS COOKIE.

The assignment doesn't say it has to be realistic traits. My ideal boyfriend: 50m tall, breathes fire, walks on two legs, excellent swimmer, has a tendency to destroy Tokyo. As for aro moments: in high school friend of mine kept showing me pictures of J-pop artists and squealing over them. I was more like: 'that guy has awesome hair. Oh wait, you actually have a crush on him. H-how? He lives half a world away and you'll never get to meet him. Why are you sad your crush is a failed one? You knew... Be more logical about your crushes, damnit.'

I'm out to my mother about being ace, and after I snapped at my sister when she asked about my love life that "she'll be the first to hear if there's any development" she's not asked since. That was about nine years ago, still no development, sorry sis :D. The others in my family are cool with whatever I've got going on and don't question my perpetual single state. But as an Atheist family I have no frame of reference whether your parent's Christian values will influence their acceptance of your romantic orientation, Amaya. Do you get a lot of questions about your (lack of) love life? Do you have a standard answer when asked about kids?