eunuch unit

This may be a bit strange but I totally headcanon Mary Poppins (some non-human eternal being) and Bert (some dude) as a QPR.

It’s pretty sick. I enjoy it. I don’t however, enjoy it in a romantic setting. It’s more of a sensual thing.

It was the fact that I have always had commitment issues and that I never had crushes. (Or really was into anybody romantically.) I sort of just passively engaged in relationships, and lost interest really early on, just cuz I wasn’t really into anybody.