smac n cheese

Interaction between my friends:

Friend #1: "Violence isn't the answer"

Friend #2: "You're right"

Friend #1: *sighs in relief*

Friend #2: "Violence is the question"

Friend #1: "What?"

Friend #2, bolting away: "And the answer is yes"

Friend #1, running after them: "NO-"

I'm offended bc fushdurheufyehrhrheywhejfjkffjrjnrt

I thought a story from school would go best here:

I was dragging my friend to our garden club, and he was like "I'm too short how about I drag you backwards instead?"

So I was walking through the halls with my friend dragging me and a teacher was like "awwwwwwww you're holding hands how sweet"

Me, who's aro, and my friend, who's gay:

MWAHAHA YOU FOOL

yay for breaking amatonormative/heteronormative stereotypes!

UH OH!!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪НЕБО БУДЕТ ДЛЯ ВАС ТОЛЬКО ОГОНЬ!!!💀💀💀😂😂😂😂 RADIATION ON YOUR HOUSE!!!! 🤸🤸🤸🤸ДЕРЖАТЬ L + ЛИНУС + СКИМ + НИКТО НЕ СПРАШИВАЛ😈😈😈🤓🤓🤓🚀💥🤮💀

fr tho

what did this thread become while I was at school?????

19 minutes ago, AroAcedragon13 said:

I have a 205 day streak on Duolingo 

yay!

20 hours ago, N1GHTM4R3 said:

Ever get that feeling when someone is hugging you and you don't know if they are going to stab you in the back or if they genuinely appreciate you?

YES.

Hug All Ur Friends- Cavetown 

You can get hurt easily

I can summon ghosts

"It's alive! But it is dead."

But Denmark captures us back

Dragons 

"is the best one for the first time ever since I was like a year ago and I was like oh no I don't think so"

wut

8 minutes ago, N1GHTM4R3 said:

Again, all this just happens while my dad decides that composite functions are 6th grade stuff?

 

Lol my lil brother's the favourite (u know, the 5yo that claims to have a knife collection). He can bite my mom and get away with cookies.

fr, if I so much as shed a tear bc my dad's been screaming at me for 10 minutes and calling me worthless for making a small mistake, I'm "way too dramatic, my parents were just scolding me like good parents" and "I don't deserve to cry since I caused the problem", meanwhile, my sister will be having a two hour long temper tantrum bc she doesn't have an Elsa dress and my parents will be like "I'm so sorry baby this must be so hard"

WTF

Your pocket increases its size to fit the thing, it looks super awkward

I can un-exist myself for short periods of time 

26 minutes ago, Valerie415 said:

Just be sick so you don't have to go frfr 

lol, I would, but then I'd be stuck at home with my abusive parents and my little sister who hates my guts and is the favorite child by a whole lot :(

"for the rest of the day and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was thinking about you and I was" 

(infinite loop)

But you amplify another bad thing if you solve it

I can play any instrument 

"32nd cousins 58 removed"

Fr tho

If anyone still needs my time zone it's 4:38 where I am 

Fr tho

ALSO

I was looking at this really cool website that's like an ally for queer kids of color but then they said the a was for ally, and an ace blog said aro/aces are not LGBTQ+ so THAT ruined my day that was already terrible 

the juice is cold?

yay!

"for sale near me and my dad and I are going to be a little late"

But a part of you unexists along with them every time

I can turn invisible