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I'm offended that you think that my username is any indication of what I'm going to do next. 

I'm Unpredictable >:) coffee is my lifeblood

I’m offended by you thinking we should be ashamed of ourselves 

Thank you both sm 

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I’m offended by you not being offended 

I'm offended by your grammar

The Rhinoceros Iguanas Get On Nana's Orange Minibus Excitedly To Rally Yaks

(That took so much more effort than I was prepared for)

OSCILLATING

woods

An air mattress that deflates within minutes of blowing up

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You started working on your assignments because Arocalypse no longer exists

I wish I had a cat

Q: How big is the package

A: I think the cat was talking to me but I'm not sure

5 hours ago, whatistheromance said:

That's called sensual attraction, and it's different from romantic and sexual.

 

Thank you for clearing that up! I'm still fairly new to this 

"google only wants to show me pride flag stuffies"

You become better friends with your squish but they talk about you behind your back

I wish I didn't have homophobic parents :\

3 hours ago, whatistheromance said:

Literally the Jaiden video aromantic story was just my life slightly out of order

YESSSS

I didn't start looking into aromanticism or asexuality until I saw that video

You do, but your device broke and you're no longer able to comment it

I wish I was better at drawing

sauce

Q: How did the divorce papers arrive?

A: The dog was covered in paint

:)

37 minutes ago, Collie said:

I made myself believe I had a crush on someone once to fit in with a friend I was talking to.

me too

Mostly I listen to metal but I listen to a bit of rap too, I'm not super specific. 

I REALLY LIKE MOTLEY CRUE, SLIPKNOT, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, AND KORN (plus Tyler the Creator)

Hey does anyone know where I can get discreet little aroace objects, like ones that my parents wouldn't look at and be like "OMG SHE'S ASEXUAL" or something

Please lmk

(Also they don't know too much about flags but I don't want it to be super obvious)

On 11/19/2022 at 5:42 PM, Fandom Fanatic said:

TW: the basic mental health stuff. And cursing.

 

Guys my mom noticed I was shaking my hand when I was stressed and she basically told me “You’re giving yourself a nervous tick on purpose to draw attention to yourself.” I want to fucking die. Because she doesn’t understand how deep mental health is. She knows anxiety as just being nervous and depression as what the commercials show it as, but she doesn’t realize that my anxiety is a constant thing. I’m not stressed about anything right now, but I CANT FUCKING CONTROL WHAT MY BODY DOES. I can’t fucking control the fact that shaking my hands and bouncing on my feet keeps me from freaking out or that it keeps me from being restless. Well i’m sorry I’m fucking broken, okay? It’s not like I asked for this shit. 

Yeah, I also have anxiety and I can't talk about it to my parents because they either dismiss it, yell at me for it, or pity me and I hate all of the above

I got the first post on this page LET'S GOOOO!!!