Blackscarlet666

I'm offended because your offended about my self importance.

Said the blind man

I'm offended because I can be.

James Bond: Skybacon

South Georgia. 

WYR  Fall off of a cliff of be ripped apart by dogs

So would I actually get the money???

1 Million dollars but you can only spend it on The Bee Movie merch

ive been in relationships, I don't think romance was ever an option now I think about it. all of my relationships got really sexual really quickly and it was never in anyway romantic, and I didn't want it to be.

Robo-Bacon

Banned for being logical. jeez who even does that anymore. pfft

4 hours ago, James said:

I wish I had a private nuclear submarine with an onboard water purification system and an airlock (with diving suits) so I could gather my own food from the seafloor. Also at least 1000 square feet of living space, a kitchen, and reinforced windows. Radiation and fire suppression systems too, please. Crush depth of 1 mile, max speed 30 knots would be great, thanks. Cable cutters on the propeller, conning tower, and dive planes would also be a plus. 

 

Edit: I am aware that nuclear power supplies do run down, so some extra lead-lined uranium storage rooms would be a helpful addition

 you can have your wish, but while in your submarine the world would become so polluted that the waters would become poisoned. so you would run out of food and die.

I wish I had 10 more wishes

3 hours ago, James said:

I'd rather be the unfortunate lion that has to fight someone named @Blackscarlet666 than get married.

LMAO this made my day. thank you @James

you would become a real life vampire, unable to go into the sun.

I wish I had 100000000 dollars

50 shades of Bacon

Banned for being a try hard

Banned for the use of an emoji 

Write the name of a book, video game, movie, song, etc. but replace once word with Bacon

"Big Bad Bacon" - In This Moment

Canadian wilderness

would you rather get married or have to go on  10 dates with your worst enemy

two guys in flannels wonder around with their "angel and demon" while hunting and killing things that are "Monsters"

Sure, why not.

10 million dollars but once you spend it all you'll die a horribly painful and slow death.

Id rather fight a lion then get married

https://www.amazon.com/Classic-Ceramic-Wedding-Carbon-Inlay-10/dp/B00CP8YDCQ/ref=sr_1_37?ie=UTF8&qid=1499788678&sr=8-37&keywords=white+ceramic+ring

I FOUND IT!! ITS WHITE GREEN AND BLACK OMFG 

I bought my white ring yesterday for my ring finger. its not like marriage is a likely option. I plan on getting an arrow tattoo of some sort, too. just looking for the right one now