Back when I was in dental school, one of my patients was a 30 year old surgeon who came in complaining of a dislodged filling.
Unlike private practices where patients fill out a form while in the waiting area, dental students had to fill them out themselves by interviewing the patients as part of their training
Anyways, when I got to the marital status question, he said that he was single, right as a colleague of mine (who was side-eyeing us from afar) walked past and she heard it
After he left she ran right up to me, grabbed me by the shoulders and said that I'd "make an ass of myself if I let that one go!"
She said that so vehemently that everyone in the clinic turned around and listened in, which caused the gossip and rumors to spread to the other female students (they even joked about how I secretly asked if he was single and used the form as a prop smh)
My reaction to all of this was pretty blank lol and it confused them all so much
Luckily for me, he never showed up for his second appointment, so that was the end of that!