-
Posts
8 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Store
Events
Posts posted by Kerfluffle
-
-
Less human than human.
SpoilerYour score: 64 percent! (42 correct out of 66)
This is DISTURBING NEWS!
It means you are an ANDROID!
In a dense fog from twenty feet away, people will swear you are human, but when the fog clears, they will shriek and run away.
Everything about you is off kilter: (Oh, really now? Totally never suspected something like that throughout life.)
You usually forget to blink, you never eat, and it's not just your breasts that are made of silicone. (Actually, it would actually be quite useful if this one did not require sustenance.)
You know just enough about human emotions and motives to get a date with someone who is profoundly developmentally disabled, but only if they are also profoundly nearsighted.
Admittedly, an answer stating that this one is at least somewhat inhuman was expected.
-
-
Is anyone here a Ravenclaw?
-
*crashes back into thread*
Hello!
-
It's most likely that a person would have to stick their hand into the coelacanth's mouth or purposefully agitate it to be injured by the fish.
-
-
Sneaky, sinister coelacanths seize Sally as she's swimming.
-
-
-
Who's going to clean up all the sad kitten bits? ...and calm me down if I were to witness such a horrifying phenomenon first hand.
- 1
-
*Gently bops thread with a rolled up newspaper.*
-
UB3R-B0T: Cool cool cool.
-
-
-
Banned for criticizing a purple space triangle.
-
-
-
719
-
-
Congratulations, you now own a beautiful puma! Hope you like screaming cats!
I wish I didn't have to worry about my finances.
-
-
distraught
-
Banned for nitpicking.
- 1
-
*naps in the corner*
Word association!
in Aro-cade
Posted
Conjunction