Dodgypotato

Dude 1: (saying jokingly) "Oh yeah, Dodgypotato is playing like 3 guys all the time."

Friend: (who knows I'm aro ace) *laughs hysterically*

Dude 1: "Haha wow that's so mean laughing like that! As if it's inconceivable that she would ever get a guy. That's so sad and mean!"

Me: ***awkwaaaarrrd***

Dad: "Look me in the eyes and tell me you're not gay."
Me: *looks him the eyes* "I'm not gay."

I couldn't stop smiling and laughing as I said it though (as the situation was ridiculous), so he totally did not believe me.

Dad: "Ahh I don't care, I'll love you no matter what."
 

*This occurred seconds after a gay man was on TV and dad and mum had finished flinging abuse at him because he liked wearing high heels.

I'll be 150 years old in September! for all! And of course.

Sorry I left suddenly in chat today after saying hi, I had to suddenly go into my meeting!

-All hail the mighty potatoes/spuds