Spud

Spud suddenly remembered reading an ancient book back on Earth about where the key was, however the details had been forgotten, and so Spud abandoned the smelly hole and flew back to Earth to scavenge for the book while everyone else continued investigating.

Banned for worshiping Apple Cake when you should be hailing almighty Spud.

Large Office

Red Fish

"Ritual? You never mentioned this! Actually, you didn't mention anything, so I'm not surprised," said the man.

Free Willy

Banned because the only goal is to ban the person above you, not everyone.

...banned because you confused me.

Flowey the Flower (sorry not sorry)

Banned because banned is the best word for banning people who deserve to be banned especially in the banning thread where bannable people get banned. Banned!

Spud replied, "Relax. The story doesn't have to make sense! It makes dollars! Oh, and the witch is in that conveniently placed haunted house across the street."

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Zemaddog

Tomato Soup

Today in health class, while talking about drugs/smoking, the teacher asked if we would date someone who smoked. I was laughing internally like: "No. I wouldn't date anyone who didn't smoke either."

And then she asked a bunch of questions about a scenario where someone you "liked" smoked what would you do blah blah and I didn't know how to respond to any of them

Paid (with) cookies

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Banned for not realizing banning someone for not respecting your authoritah is abuse of powers

Aro-Plane (heheh puns)

Paper Bag

Unfortunately, being that Spud was invincible and almighty, when he tried to stab Spud with a fork, it just dinked off the side and Spud let out a mighty Roar of the Roasted Potato.

(If this is a picture book too, here is the Roasted Potato of Doom):

Banned because you disrupted the perfect 3333 post count in off-topic.

Banned because I feel like it.

CAPSLOCKIA! WE MUST UNITE AND POST MORE THAN WE CURRENTLY ARE! THIS IS A GROWING PLACE AND WE NEED TO UPKEEP IT WITH FREQUENT POSTING!

GLORY TO CAPSLOCKIA; WELL DOGS ARE ALSO AWESOME!