Spud

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11 hours ago, RedNeko said:

47

@Spud No, you may never leave!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

15 hours ago, Zemaddog said:

Psst, 6^2+2^3=44 

 

Change your post to 45 before anyone notices.

 

46

Pshhhhh there was never a difference

Banned because I didn't attack anyone personally-- I attacked everyone in the thread equally.

45

If we ever get there, please tell me to get a life. I don't want to be on Arocalypse so long that we actually get close to one million

And then Spud returned.

43

42 is great, but I'm waiting so I can nab 69 and 666

(Isn't that a little redundant )

World Peace

Dodgypotato turned into a french fry.

9 hours ago, Vega said:

THAT DOES SOUND ANNOYING.

 

THIS HAPPENS A LOT WITH KIDS' MOVIES.

YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY REACTION WHILE REWATCHING EPISODES OF CARTOONS I USED TO WATCH --OR EVEN BETTER-- THE MOVIE OF "THE CAT IN THE HAT." THAT MOVIE SEEMED... NOT BAD AS A SIX YEAR OLD. BUT NOW... *CRINGE, SHUDDER*

Banned because everyone who intentionally bans someone in this thread (AKA everyone) is malevolent!

My best friend (talking to me and another friend): "I've had a crush on pretty much all of my friends at one point"

Me: "Errrrrr"

My best friend continues: "Oh and if I were to have a crush on one of my friends it would be Spud"

Me: "ERRRRRRRRRRRR"

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Pretty good, I guess. Next person, how is the weather outside right now

Hmm lets see there's a few things that seem abnormal from an aro/ace perspective...

• I have a really dirty mind (guess that's more of an ace thing)
• I have shipped people
• Might have a crush but I really don't know
• All of my "squishes" if they even count at all have been really light and only lasted a few days-- they were mostly just small bouts of "hey that dude (it's always been a guy) looks cool I want to talk to him"
• I don't mind hugging or physical intimacy with my best friends. I actually really enjoy it (most of the time)
• I want someone to have a crush on me... in theory
• I find some people really cute and I guess I have a "type" but only aesthetically
• I am probably one of, if not the youngest people on this site

4 hours ago, Vega said:

- Maybe it's internalized arophobia, but i still have trouble with the thought of being single forever. No matter that I know that relationships come in a million different flavors, I still have this idea inside my mind that unless I find a monogamous, romantic partner, I will be forever alone.

I can relate to this. I may or may not have had a slight panic attack one time while thinking about how I was going to die alone without having contributed anything to the world... O_O

Banned because that reason was used before. You have to think creatively.

Not banned. Totally correct.

Banned because we must go deeper

One plain food definitely... even though I might get bored of it, at least I won't have to eat stuff I don't like. And it's fully sustaining, so I don't see a large negative here

WYR have a shaved head in the winter or full length hair you can't tie up in the summer (assuming both look great on you )

Disgusting Flies

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So how are you guys doing

My friend got a bunch of random people to ask me out as a joke but it was really annoying and in public. And slightly embarrassing because it kind of highlighted the fact that no one would actually ask me out, ever. Not that I mind, but in other peoples' eyes, that's pretty weird. Anyway, the whole time it really sucked and she wouldn't stop doing it for like a week.

We will now begin the curl up section. Ready? Begin!

Up! Down (one)

Up! Down (two)

Banned because loyalty to Spudpocalypse should be universal, even in this thread!

I'd rather cure cancer because it seems like a more pressing issue than very fast travel.

WYR be forced to go on a giant roller coaster for 6 hours in a row or a kiddie ride for 6 hours in a row if you could not do anything else but sit on the ride?

Half-Asleep

Banned because everyone is required by CAPSLOCKIA law to side with the Spudpocalypse.