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  1. On 10/20/2016 at 10:32 AM, Kaiger Pufflehugs IV said:

    My only issue is question 114 - "are you asexual?". Well, yes I am, but that doesn't necessarily mean I have autism.

    I think they meant that more as 'Are the questions about romance and sex answered as such because you are asexual?' Though really they should have said asexual and aromantic, which is annoying.

     

    Edit: While this is a very interesting topic, it is off topic from the original discussion. I encourage people to start a thread about it in Off Topic if they want to. Thanks! :)

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  2. Inspired by Malinda Kathleen Reese (look her up, she's hilarious) I present to you the Google Translate game! Simply run the lyrics of any song through several languages with copy paste in Google Translate and see what you come up with. For example:

     

    The original 'Love Love Love' by Of Monsters and Men:

    Spoiler

    Well, maybe I'm a crook for stealing your heart away
    Yeah, maybe I'm a crook for not caring for it
    Yeah, maybe I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad person
    Well, baby, I know.

    And these fingertips
    Will never run through your skin
    And those bright blue eyes
    Can only meet mine across the room filled with people that are less important than you.

    All 'cause you love, love, love
    When you know I can't love
    You love, love, love
    When you know I can't love
    You love, love, love
    When you know I can't love you

     

    'Love Love Love' run through Latin, Xhosa and Irish':

    Spoiler

     

    But, perhaps, due to legislation, your heart,
    Yes, but I have a father in mammon and followed,
    Yeah, maybe I'm evil, then evil for evil, evil
    Yes, children, I know.

    This result
    Is your skin by applying the failure
    A bright green Eye,
    One underground than you would be in my room full of people.

    Kollha love, love
    As you are aware, you love it?
    Do you love your, love, love
    As you are aware, you love it?
    Do you love your, love, love
    Knowing that he can love?

     

     

    The original 'Giant Woman' from Steven Universe:

    Spoiler

    All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman,
    A giant woman
    All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
    All I wanna do is help you turn into a giant woman
    A giant woman!

    All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
    Oh, I know it'll be great and I just can't wait to see the
    person you are together
    If you give it a chance you can do a huge dance, because
    you are a giant woman

    You might even like being together and if you don't it won't
    be forever
    But if it were me I'd really wanna be a giant woman,
    A giant woman!
    All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman.

     

    'Giant Woman' butchered by Google Translate:

    Spoiler

    I still want to wish everyone a great man return,
    Those Men
    You should take a great man to see
    I do this all the help which is very
    Those Men!

    Everyone will see all of you that I am a great woman
    Oh, I know that I can not wait to get in, I would be great
    Everyone comes together
    If they give them a tremendous opportunity to dance,
    If you are a great man

    If not, you may want to accompany you
    When
    But I, though, it'd be a really great,
    Those Men!
    You, will turn into a man.

    Enjoy!

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  3. Why of course!

     

    A million dollars but one night each month you will will go to sleep and wake up in a random location, with no recollection of how you got there. And by random location I mean anywhere on the Earth, anywhere ;)

  4. 2 minutes ago, omitef said:

    Wait @DannyFenton123 what the heckles you are British? I didn't know. My mind has been blown to pepperoni. Kaboom. Pepperoni.

    Haha, did I never mention that? At least online you can't ask me to say 'orange' over and over and over just to hear my accent  (protip: don't ask that question. I have been asked that so many times I fake an American accent to get people off my back. What's up with oranges anyway?) :) 

  5. I'm from England, currently living in America, one day going to live in Australia. England's cold and rainy, my part of America's hot and dry, and I'm pretty sure Australia's climate is closer to my part of America than England... just a wild guess ;) 

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  6. 1 minute ago, LJ_84 said:

     

    Kinda offtopic, Idk?

    I once talked with another writer and mentioned that when I was 14 I wrote a story what includes an aromantic asexual charackter, without realizing it! What came from her of course? She started telling me how this char would be "incomplete, broken" and that "people wants to read about romance" that it was "neccessary for a good story" etc. I got so mad at her! And told her that I wasn't fucking broken or incomplete or boring just because I'm aro!

     

    To be honest, it bothers me a lot that good stories almost always have this romance bullshit going on what is almost never connected to the story anyway -.- That's why I decided to write this story without romance ;)

     

    Seriously? Wow, that's awful, I'm glad you told her off! Also, I've totally written something aro ace related before I discovered my orientation; it was a one-chapter story where I literally had two characters look like they're about to kiss after an argument... but it turns out they were both just sneezing at the same time. They then vowed to be best friends from then on and that was the end. Of course it wasn't a perfect representation by any means, but it was totally born out of my frustration for all the romance shoved in my face xD

     

    I hate those romance subplots in an otherwise good story too. I wouldn't mind so much if there were stories without romance, but they're few and far between and usually nowhere near the mainstream. So I guess I'm just writing my own non-romance fiction :P

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  7. Getting reviews like this on your story:

     

    "... Interesting question: What if a transformation (or inexplicable disappearance of his shirt) sparks a slight romantic interest from her?"

     

    I wrote a story involving a werewolf, and it happened to include two characters that were commonly shipped together (despite an actually awesome scene in this cartoon where the two discussed their feelings and decided to remain the ultimate friends)

     

    But the fact that this reviewer wants me to ship them together isn't what's surprising me. I'm just wondering how the heck a werewolf transformation/shirt removal is supposed to invoke romantic feelings O.o

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