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Louis On Air

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  1. 1 hour ago, Simowl said:

    Oh man, we had to study all those "relationship" poems for English Lit GCSE. Some were about family but the romance ones... Wow.

    I did the 'relationship' cluster too! I was thinking "cool cool but can we get back to Sister Maude or Harmonium or something?"

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  2. It's called English Literature and it should just vacate the earth's face!

     

    Also I'm on Yearbook team in my school and I'm a bit to relaxed about the 'Cutest Couple' award as in I don't value breakups as any hardship, just something I need to remember to update to avoid embarrassment when the cutest match broke up 2 months ago which may make me look cold but I literally have no idea what it even is to be in a relationship!

     

    But thankfully my best friend gets me and we're relaxed talking about mine and hers (she's bi) experiences and also where we went on holiday but some of my friends can be pissy about my lack of preference so DEAP BREATH...

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  3. Well there's this well of self pity:

     

    Sunday 1st November 2015 (the night after Halloween)
    A dream that seemed to last for very long which began with an old bus in a small park with people in it who I recognise. It was then followed by me going to school and having visions during frequent losses of consciousness and physic abilities whilst being strangely drawn to certain rooms. Then I was back at the bus but instead of walking, I took a magical train through an animated CGI rainbow world and when I got to school, it took a while to realise it was 6:30 in the evening, to which a caretaker told me I was going through grief, which I was. I know it continued after that but I can't remember any more.
     
    There was a party to which I wasn't invited and it seemed to play off of that, grief must be an emotion or mindset leaving me forever and psychic abilities maybe are a quest for something but I don't know what.

    Here's a recurring dream I would get when I was aged 11 & 12:

     

    I'm going into the canteen to buy food but take 15 minutes to choose, time flies by as I look around and suddenly I'm all alone choosing food. In some occurrences groups of people rush past me but I don't move forward and the eating area is deserted when I get there. Also, it may become night time towards the end.

  4. I will start with a joke and the reply is a joke (or more than one if you want to) related to that! Obviously don't be too offensive because of forum rules but let's see how corny it can get! I will start...

     

    A man walks into a bar... Ouch!

    A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face?"

    A horse with halitosis makes a great gift... Never look a gift horse in the mouth

     

    See how jokes connect? Maybe the next joke is about the perfect gift. Let's continue this from 'Never look a gift horse in the mouth'...

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  5. 1 hour ago, Spud said:

    WYR eat an entire wedding cake or eat an entire platter of cookies?

    Cookies, they're lower down on my vomit-prone scale

     

    Have a reverse digestive system (in the bum out the mouth) or perceive time in reverse motion (undie first then anti-age and shrivel and be born but you see the world as everyone moving backwards)?

  6. On 4/5/2016 at 0:07 AM, Simowl said:

    ....please share the story behind the sandwich with ants

    So I filmed myself eating ant-candy and this is the story to share...

    __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    Wear no Black

     

    Poo flavoured chocolate or Chocolate flavoured poo?

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  7. Sandwich with ants: I did something similar once!

     

    WYR Not have to sleep (but can if you want to) or be able to breath anywhere and any type of atmosphere/liquid (so not just oxygen or water) except for when in a vacuum?

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