Petre? (Safe for work)

[Dandicus Dancifer]

When I was a child, I don't know why, but I felt the urge to put on a collar, and leash and have someone take me for a walk. The thought of younger me wanting to go for a walk wants me to go for one right now, the way a dog would. I also went up the stairs the way an animal would, as a kid. 

And I really want to wear a leash in an sfw way, and have puppy ears and tail, and dog toys and puppy treats and kibble.

I have gotten the urge to bite things, and I probably still can.

And I want to be treated like a puppy, and sometimes a kitty.

I kind of want kitty ears, and a kitty collar, and kitty toys sometimes, too.

I don't know if my mindset turns into one of an animal or not, however.

And pet regression sounds like something I want to try.

Could I be a pet regressor, or a pet dreamer?