POOKEMOOSTER

Im offended you are bothering with punctuation

matte

132

3301

tables

False

TPBM likes pokemon

123

"in almost all my conversations I spontaneously combust"

3290

121

Just popping in and sharing that I have 2 pikachus named Thunder and Macaroni or Mac for short as well as Sprout my Bulbasaur.

False, I don't know anything about Undertale so I can't like it.

TPBM likes anime.

I'm offended you used the letter u in place of spelling you.

3273

Yes

TPBM has or is watching SAO (Sword Art Online)

119

"I LOVE ANNOYING LITTLE KIDS"

Yeah, I mean my older brother does the same and it has lead to me watching so many shows.

PBM would you like to listen to me talk about all the animals my family has ever owned that I can remember?

My bulbasaur's name is Sprout because 5 year old me thought it was a good name for a bulbasaur so I had to bring the name back.

3265

I'm offended that you are using all caps.

hangry

World's Smallest Violin by AJR

My grandpa fought in World War II
He was such a noble dude
I can't even finish school
Missed my mom, and left too soon

His dad was a fireman
Who fought fires so violent
I think I bored my therapist
While playing him my violin

that's so insane
(Oh, my God) that's such a shame
Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand
But I can't help myself from feeling bad
I kinda feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four)

The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right)
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you

My grandpa fought in World War II
And he was such a noble dude
Man, I feel like such a fool
I got so much left to prove

All my friends have vaping friends
They're so good at making friеnds
I'm so scared of caving in
Is that entertaining yеt?

that's so insane
(Oh, my God) that's such a shame
Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand
But I can't help myself from feeling bad
I kinda feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four)

The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right)
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you

Somewhere in the universe
Somewhere someone's got it worse
Wish that made it easier
Wish I didn't feel the hurt

The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon

I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
All up and down a city street
While tryna put my mind at ease
Like finishing this melody
This feels like a necessity
So this could be the death of me
Or maybe just a better me

Now, come in with the timpanis
And take a shot of Hennessy
I know I'm not there mentally
But you could be the remedy
So let me play my violin for you

Run through Italian and French

My grandfather fought in World War II
He was such a noble guy
I can't even finish school
I missed my mother and I left too soon

His father was a firefighter
Who fought the fires so fiercely
I think I bored my therapist
While I play my violin for him

it's so crazy
(Oh my God) it's such a shame
Next to them my shit don't look so good
But I can't help but feel bad
I feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four)

The smallest violin in the world
You really need an audience
So if I don't find someone soon (it's true, it's true)
I'm going to burst into a thousand pieces
And vomit out my little symphony
Just let me play the violin for you, you, you, you

My grandfather fought in World War II
And he was such a noble guy
Man, I feel so stupid
I have so much to prove

All my friends have friends who vape
They are so good at making friends
I'm so afraid of giving in
Is this fun yet?

it's so crazy
(Oh my God) it's such a shame
Next to them my shit don't look so good
But I can't help but feel bad
I feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four)

The smallest violin in the world
You really need an audience
So if I don't find someone soon (it's true, it's true)
I'm going to burst into a thousand pieces
And vomit out my little symphony
Just let me play the violin for you, you, you, you

Somewhere in the universe
Somewhere, someone had it worse
I wish this made things easier
I wish I didn't feel the pain

The smallest violin in the world
You really need an audience
So if I don't find someone soon

I'm going to burst into a thousand pieces
And vomit out my little symphony
All along a city street
While I try to calm down
How to finish this melody
This seems to be a necessity
So this could be the death of me
Or maybe just a better me

Now come in with the eardrums
And take a photo of Hennessy
I know I'm not there mentally
But you could be the cure
So let me play my violin for you

Blue 9

2

My nickname is the Mini T-rex because my grandma is the T-rex and we both have had shoulder injuries.