whatistheromance

idk

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Toothless

False.

TPBM wears glasses.

Gosh Dang 4

Preposition

5 hours ago, Procrastinating said:

When I was in 4th grade, some kid asked me what I liked in a guy. 

I didn't know what to say, I didn't even realize I was supposed to like guys yet. I definitely didn't like guys, so I didn't know what to say I liked. So I made something up, and said long arms. 

I got really made fun of for that one....

When I was a kid, someone asked me who my crush was. When I said I didn't have one, they said, "Everyone has a crush" so I picked one at random. 
I thought this is how all crushes work. You just pick them. 
It was only like last year that I realized, most people don't pick their crushes. I really thought...everyone was like that. 

same tbh

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what the heck is the super bowl

*TPBM

True

TPBM has eaten a banana within the last 3 days.

happy-bored

Orcas Acting Reclusive

CACTUSES

No, I am!

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

i want to know where the annual sawblade convention is held

I would NEVER let my spouse have a close friend of the opposite sex

I want a bacon

Peoples

I wana borger

MININIMINE

what the hell even is it

6^3

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