BionicPi

Hello!

I never really had any concept of myself in terms of romanticism, sexuality, or gender before I started to question whether I might be ace or aro. Then everything kinda cascaded and now I'm spending all my free money on pride stuff.

A couple months ago, my college program hosted high school seniors for a night so they could see what the school and program were like.

I didn't learn till after they left that one of them had a crush on me. My roommate and a few other friends told me it was 'obvious', but I had no idea.

I don't accept your demands. Your surrender maybe.

I'm sorry, I'm on holiday, but I will compete more soon. 

Granted. They are all corrupted.

I wish i could remember to write wishes.

I got kinda high scores at least.

Yep

Granted: Noone does anything but stare at you in rapture. Infrastructure collapses. Power networks quickly die, food stops being produced, transport becomes extremely difficult. See https://what-if.xkcd.com/8/ for a similar dystopia scenario.

I think I got lucky for exams through school so far for things like that. They way overdid the exam for the year before us in one class and ours was way easier.

A friend recently told me that they could tell I was ace/aro in elementary school... (Well why did you never tell me dear friend....)

Aye.

Demon Cupid Babies.

Very

It rained for 10 minutes....

It is.

They bite you, giving you some of their DNA. You die from the venom.

I wish I could control gravity.

Mhm

Yep

Granted, but everyone hugs and bises as a standard of conversation.

I wish i understood my own mind.

Yah

Granted. You're mega ADHD now and can't focus on the things you don't want to do ever. 

I wish I didn't need sleep. 

Yep

Granted. They attack you instead. And any fending off produces more of them. 

I wish I could control the ambient temperature of my environment, be it air water or vacuum.