TheAP

Aww.  Thank you. But I'm still offended that this has turned into the not-offended thread.

Not offended because are you saying I know a lot? Also that gif is cute.

Granted. You use up all of the yarn in the world and now there is none left.

I wish I didn't have a sore spot on my armpit.

I'm offended you expect me to know about Pokemon (?).

I'm offended that I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm offended that Dewgong won't teach Seel how to fly.

Fun

Granted, but you land in the water trap, almost drown, and after freeing yourself, get whacked with a ball and get a concussion.

I wish I could stick to writing one book instead of always losing interest in the old one and getting new ideas.

I'm offended that I don't understand your romanticism or sexuality.

Dog

Can all kings evade slaying?

ALPHA

Get offended? Lousy for you.

COSTA

I'm offended by your lies.

I'm not offended you think green goats are Fat, Terrible and Worthless.

I'm not offended because 4 is red.

I'm offended by your lack of synesthesia.

I THOUGHT IT WAS PRONOUNCED ZE (LIKE THE) MAD DOG.

I'm offended that you want to start a war over such a trivial matter.

I'm offended you made me think of the song "Oops, I Did It Again".

eh²=maple syrup

I prefer the Canadian version, ehgebra. eh/eh=BEAVER!!!

I'm offended that you're offended by attempts to create endless loops.  

How can something divided by itself be the same thing as its square root? Unless ah=1.

What is ah divided by ah?

But can you divide ah by zero?