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YMBAI if you tried to have an actual interesting conversation with someone and everyone else assumes you're flirting because you actually pay attention to what the person said and responded intelligently.

On ‎4‎/‎4‎/‎2016 at 8:36 PM, thalia-rose-lovegood said:

me and my bff are writing a story together, and in the story "my" character is gay, so i texted her and said "hey, my character should come out with this pun: I"m a pretty good archer. I guess you could say I'm an ... AR(R)O(W) ACE" and then she was like "no, this character's aro, not that one," to which i replied "no you don't understand this is me coming out to you with a pun" at which point she died of laughter. that was a mess of a sentence and also that is my favorite pun ever. i come out to people with that pun. it has been by my side through thick and thin. i love puns

My friends love puns. I may steal this for future use

A guy asked me out and I said yes out of feeling sorry for him. Eventually I asked what love felt like and he was confused. He then kissed me and I broke up with him the next day. It was awful.

On 1/15/2017 at 4:04 AM, Ace of Amethysts said:

I confess that I wish more people were aro.

I second that

On ‎12‎/‎10‎/‎2016 at 10:08 PM, Ettina said:

The protagonist of Heartless is explicitly asexual, and reading between the lines I think she's probably aromantic too. She doesn't seem to have ever fallen in love, and it seems unlikely that she will soon. (She's also a newly-turned vampire in Victorian England, whose asexuality makes her immune to the vampires' mind control ability.)

This sounds like the best book ever