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YMBAI if you tried to have an actual interesting conversation with someone and everyone else assumes you're flirting because you actually pay attention to what the person said and responded intelligently.

My friends love puns. I may steal this for future use

A guy asked me out and I said yes out of feeling sorry for him. Eventually I asked what love felt like and he was confused. He then kissed me and I broke up with him the next day. It was awful. I second that

This sounds like the best book ever