46odnetnin

I ALSO ADJUSTED MY TITLE TO FIT IN BETTER

51 minutes ago, Xerces Blue said:

46ODNETNIN'S PROFILE PICTURES ARE TOO SCARY AND NOT CUDDLY-LOOKING AT ALL. I RECOMMEND COMBATING IT WITH A CUTE, DITZY WRITING STYLE.

NOT TO WORRY FRIEND, I HAVE SOLVED THE PROBLEM VIA MS PAINT!

8 minutes ago, aihpen said:

MAYBE CAPSLOCKIA IS TOO BUSY PLANNING WORLD DOMINATION AND DOESN'T WANT TO SHOUT THE PLANS TOO LOUD INTO THE INTERNET, BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE MIGHT FIND OUT AND DO SOMETHING AGAINST IT...

NOT TO WORRY, I'LL KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT LIKE A GOOD TOURIST AND NOT LIKE A SECRET AGENT OR ANYTHING

GOTTA ADMIT, TOURING AROUND HERE ITS GOTTEN PRETTY QUIET... TOO QUIET... ESPECIALLY FOR A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE IS CONSTANTLY SHOUTING.

Aqua golf

Yum! Love me some spices

Vodka + (your choice of soda here)?

I guess, sort of? (warning just in case: some mentionings of sex, but nothing specific)

Ok so In year 8 or 9 (looking back its kinda obvious) I had absolutely no idea that this semi-popular girl liked me, I'd get hugs and occasionally hang out with her but I got bored of her company real easily and just wanted to hang out with my friends, I'm pretty sure her and her friends kept trying to make it work but everything just soard over my head. Hugs were neat though!

I've recently had 2 online relationships, not romantic on my side but regrettably the other developed feelings.

The first just randomly happened after a night of getting drunk as hell and going on omeagle. I ended up talking to a fair few interesting people but eventually somehow ended up flirting with some random. Turned out they were a girl, and very aroused at the time, so I thought "lol why not" and we typed out some cyber sex stuff and exchanged emails. This turned into a strange, text and pictures only depression-and-anxiety-support/sexual relief relationship thing. They got feelings and after about 2 weeks I hated it, but they were suicidal, so I couldn't just leave them. Eventually I just decided to never reply, I hope they're doing ok.

2nd one was becoming close friends with someone through skype and guess what. They also have no friends and severe depression. So. Against my better judgement I try to help them out I made it clear I was ace and aro (they were bi). At some point it turned into the same thing as last time, just this time with skype's video. That crashed and burned too. This time because they couldn't stand me not being able to love them back. We both decided it would be better off if we weren't friends or whatever it was anymore and have gone our seperate ways, I hope she's also doing better, depression sucks man :c

Bat Man

Yum! Maybe, it sounds like something I'd like.

VEGEMITE?

Drown, I can't stand blades and sharp things

WYR know your future or forget your past?

Hit list

Book Fair

Fattening, if I turned sideways I'd be invisible

WYR recieve a call or make a call?

Is there a way to tick every single option? My dreams vary so much I've been in 1st, 3rd even 2nd person which was weird. I've had dreams where I'm there, where I'm not. I've had super real dreams, I've had one or two where I know I'm dreaming (those are so fun)

Blood red is so wonderful, dark grey is good and colour CAUSE THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT DARN 'MURICANS

SPUD, IF THEY END UP BEING ARO YOU CAN DIRECT THEM TO THE SUBREDDIT, OR YOU COULD WAIT SAY A COUPLE DAYS WITHOUT POSTING ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR CRUSH/SQUISH THING SO WHEN THEY SEE YOUR ACCOUNT THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO BACK PRETTY FAR TO SEE ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

TOGETHER YOU FORM A HELIMODTOR

Never leave, lets be honest here it's not that much different from the truth.

WYR watch paint dry or grass grow

UM, YES, OF COURSE! THE TOLL FEE! WHICH I PAID! LEGALLY!

*SQUEALS* YESSSSS COME HERE HORNY JOY HORSE WE'RE GOING TO SNUGGLE

DEAR GOD LOOK AT IT ITS SO HAPPY AND FLUFFLY ITS TOUNGE IS HANGING OUT ITS SO CUTE I FORGOT ALL MY GRAMMAR

CAN I PET IT?!?!?!

SO ACTING-TOUR GUIDE, HAVE ANY OTHER ATTRACTIONS I CAN SEE?

TRULY, CAPSLOCKIA IS A LAND OF GREAT ACHIEVEMENTS

BOY THAT GIANT WHALE SHARK CAKE SURE IS BIG, HOW DID YOU FIT IT THROUGH THE DOORWAY?

I DON'T POST HERE ENOUGH TO CATCH UP WITH ALL YOU CAPSLOCKIANS, LUCKILY I'M BACK ON HOLIDAY IN CAPSLOCKIA, TOUR GUIDE! SHOW ME TO THE GIANT NOVELTY ICE CREAM!