Cereal Tendencies

I confess that the famous quote "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" pisses me off everytime I hear it

Some popular and normal kids (unlike us)

HOGBG

Such lucky utensils! Go sing  (idk )

MUCJE

I confess to not realizing how many people felt the need to confess when I made this thread 

I confess that it was a good idea nonetheless 

Bugs running around inside noses

UTLOW

*cricket noises*

DID SOMEBODY SAY DRAMA??  

I confess to feeling utterly useless when my best friend called me at 2am to let me know she broke up with her boyfriend 

I also confess that hearing her cry broke my cold dead heart 

All ants are actually aliens!

EYEZL

@Louis Hypo forgot to post their 5 letters, so I'll put some here :3

ISLZI

I confess to having considered on numerous occasions to wanting to use my parent's impending divorce as my excuse for staying single 

Kardashians have risen near Denmark   (oh the horror!)

QBYHK

Always in way too small

OCMBQB

Many raccoons nap after sunrise

HLMCA

Every creature has unusual lives

KQUGD

Bring in really gigantic rabbits

XBIUX

People initiate social structures yearly

ADKNR

...Maybe? 

That feeling when you want to marry rich and enjoy life, but then your brain reminds you that you're aro/ace 

Why hello everyone! Eat zucchinis!  

WLINT

Women hate you, silly owl!

WEIRD

That's technically 6 letters lol

Not until Mary buys every rabbit

YCZPP

*Drools over greasy gorgonzola options*

ZSRLX

I find it annoying how if a man remains single, society will leave him alone to be the "miserable bachelor" that he is

but if a woman chooses to remain single, she has doomed herself for eternity and will eventually become a crazy cat lady spinster

where is the sense in that??

Look at ultimate golf, hilarious!

CYDVG