Spud

Be able to understand everyone, but have no one understand me.

WYR eat ice cream or cake  (Life's ultimate question)

16 hours ago, Zemaddog said:

I definitely thought I was straight at first, simply because i thought, "well, i'm not gay, so i must be straight."

Yeah, I had the same feeling. A few years ago, I was really confused cause I realized that I might not be straight, and of course, I hadn't heard about aromanticism, so I thought that meant I must be gay automatically. And then I realized I was overreacting and went back to calling myself straight, which was still totally wrong.

3 hours ago, Xerces Blue said:

*PLACES SPUD ON TOP OF A GIANT YOGA BALL, GIVES THEM A FLUFFY FLUFFY DOG,  AND THROWS SPARKLES ALL OVER THEM*

 

HENCEFORTH SPUD SHALL BE PRIME MINISTER OF CAPSLOCKIA!

WELL DOGS ARE ALSO AWESOME

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPEECH I'VE EVER HEARD. I THINK I SHED A TEAR. THANK YOU SO MUCH, XERCES, FOR THIS WONDERFUL WELCOME TO CAPSLOCKIA. I WILL PROMISE TO UPHOLD MY DUTIES AS PRIME MINISTER OF THIS GREAT NATION. GLORY TO CAPSLOCKIA!!!

1 minute ago, Xerces Blue said:

PRIME MINISTER, STOP GETTING AHEAD OF YOURSELF

*AHEM*

ALRIGHT. I'LL LET YOU DO THE CEREMONY OF INDUCTION BEFORE I GET AHEAD OF MYSELF, MONARCH XERCES.

Just now, DeMorgan said:

what happens if i don't type in caps?

BANNEEEEEEED!!!!

3 minutes ago, Xerces Blue said:

DON'T WORRY SPUD, AS YOUR KING AND AMBASSADOR, I GIVE YOU OFFICIAL PARDON

JUST SING THIS SONG

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

*SINGS THE SONG*

OKAY! I'M GLAD THAT I HAVE BEEN PARDONED. SPUD FOR PREZ 2K16 EVERYONE!!!!!

Just now, Xerces Blue said:

AT THE END OF THE GAME YOU *SPOILER*. THAT'S JUST A BAD ECONOMIC PLAN. CAN YOU REALLY HANDLE THE AFFAIRS OF STATE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THE MARKET WORKS?

I NOW REALIZE MY MISTAKE. I WAS A YOUNG POTATO BACK THEN (A FEW MONTHS AGO). I AM OPEN ENOUGH TO ADMIT THIS MISTAKE. I AM AN HONEST POLITICIAN. 

1 minute ago, Xerces Blue said:

YOU KNOW, THAT PLAN TO 

 

UMM SPOILERS?

OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT! I ALREADY USED THAT IDEA LIKE 5 TIMES. WHOOOOOOPS!!!!

2 minutes ago, Xerces Blue said:

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

 

THAT IDEA RIGHT THERE - THAT IDEA....

 

WAS A TERRIBLE               IDEA

WHAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA?

3 minutes ago, Xerces Blue said:

 

CAPSLOCKIA CAN BE A CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY, AND SPUD CAN BE PRIME MINISTER

WOW, GUYS. YOU HAVE THE BEST PLANS! I NEVER COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT! THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA!

39 minutes ago, Simowl said:

DO WE NEED A LIST OF RULES FOR CAPSLOCKIA

1. ONLY CAPS ALLOWED

2. ALL HAIL CAPSLOCKIA

3. NO EDITING QUOTES

4. SPUD FOR PRESIDENT

 

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

I THINK I CAN AGREE ON THESE RULES!!!

Just now, DeMorgan said:

 

ONCE AGAIN, YOU SCREWED UP.

HEY!!! NO EDITING QUOTES! THAT'S NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!

4 arms! I would be the best pianist/instrumentalist ever!

WYR eat three live cockroaches or eat a sandwich covered with live ants?

1 minute ago, Simowl said:

I'M SORRY FOR BRINGING YOUR ATTENTION TO THE FONT IF IT'S ANNOYING YOU

ALSO I MADE THIS

 

WOOOO A REFERENCE I GET  

2 minutes ago, Simowl said:

OKAY

I THINK IT'S ONLY A FEW WORDS IT'S MORE NOTICEABLE FOR ME IDK

YEAH, I DEFINITELY NOTICE A SHIFT TO THE LEFT IN SOME OF THESE WORDS. THIS FONT IS A LITTLE WEIRD.

2 minutes ago, Starry Sky said:

I'VE CERTAINLY BEEN ENJOYING DOING MOSTLY NOTHING  X D

 

IT DEFINITELY LOOKS A LOT CLOSER TO THE "P" BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK BOLDER TO ME.

… WHICH "P"  

2 hours ago, pengu said:

oops, wasn't fast enough. 

okay.. I'll answer both:
Jump from any height. Might prove useful someday. 
Spud has an army right???? So Spud.... *sorry* 

Never eat anything with chocolate ever again, or never eat anything else that's sweet (desserts, candy etc) 

Oh, there's no need to be sorry. I'm very great, after all  

I would rather live in a fantasy world, although I enjoy sci-fi more.

WYR lose a leg or lose an arm.

4 minutes ago, Starry Sky said:

*IS WRITING A PAPER AND KEEPS DOING THAT AS WELL*

I ALWAYS AM SWITCHING BETWEEN HERE AND MESSAGING MY FRIENDS, AND SO I HAVE THIS PROBLEM. I END UP YELLING AT THEM TOO MUCH HAHA

10 minutes ago, Starry Sky said:

*POSTS*... + 1

I CALL A CHEEEEEEEATER!

I've never been in a relationship, although I don't know if I would agree to be in one or not. I'm still fairly confused on my romantic orientation and stuff, so I don't know if I'm completely aromantic or if I'm gray-aromantic, or something else entirely. As of right now, I think any inklings feelings I may have had for anybody are gone, and I feel rather… aromantic right now. So I think, for the sake of simplicity, I'm going to call myself aromantic. Maybe in the future I'll start feeling romantic attraction, but for now, I don't, and I have no desire to really date anyone.

Okay; spoiler warning… this one is slightly terrifying.

Yeah… it's from the "Little Baby's Ice Cream" commercial. These commercials scarred me for life.

Watch them!

Little Baby's Ice Cream -- Love Lickers

Little Baby's Ice Cream "This is a Special Time"

5 hours ago, thalia-rose-lovegood said:

me and my bff are writing a story together, and in the story "my" character is gay, so i texted her and said "hey, my character should come out with this pun: I"m a pretty good archer. I guess you could say I'm an ... AR(R)O(W) ACE" and then she was like "no, this character's aro, not that one," to which i replied "no you don't understand this is me coming out to you with a pun" at which point she died of laughter. that was a mess of a sentence and also that is my favorite pun ever. i come out to people with that pun. it has been by my side through thick and thin. i love puns

I think I might have to steal this for future use 

I'm not sure we want Voldemort as a figurehead for aromanticism… Kind of gives a bad image.

3 minutes ago, Xerces Blue said:

IT STILL SAYS MEMBER ON PHONE, OR DID YOU NOT ACTUALLY CHANGE IT?

THAT'S ODD. IT SAYS "SIR EPIC DANK MEME LORD" FOR ME  MAYBE IT DOESN'T DISPLAY CAUSE IT'S TOO LONG ON PHONE?

Ah, definitely cake with no ice cream. I can go without ice cream; there's always milkshakes and smoothies! No one can ever has my precious cake  

WYR be able to eat anything while being healthy and maintaining healthy weight, or be able to fly (IK those are random things, but eh).