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There are no third person pronouns in that post! Liar! How can this be the third person pronouns thread if the OP doesn't even use third person pronouns in her post?

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Upon entering this thread, omitef, in his classic Rolling Stoner mindset, attempted to locate the "third person" but could not find such an entity...

 

...and it was at this moment that he realised, the third person...WAS WITHIN HIM ALLLL ALONG

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Omi's right. He is the third person. Zema is the second person. And AoA is the first person (in this thread).

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AoA concurs that she found the above puns to be actually pretty funny.

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Omi is confused. Omi does not recall that he made any puns.

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Maybe Omi is so good at making puns, he makes puns during normal speech without even realising it...

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Louis had the shits that day, which was annoying because he'd have some important duties to fulfill in the evening.

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Sophie, who's avatar is delightful doodle of grumpy cat, is sick today, and she spent the entire day without any physical, in person human contact, although she did have a Skype call with one of her best friends this morning, Leah. She just wants someone else to take care of her today, but that didn't happen and it's past 9:30 pm where she is, so she should cut her losses and go to bed. She wishes that she could call someone. Tomorrow she is going to call a friend she caught *feelings* for. Hopefully, tomorrow she will feel better, so she can do something productive. The only remotely productive thing she did today was her laundry and a tiny bit of homework. It was just updating a photo documentation of some experiments she's conducting at home--"home" as in her host-father's home, not home as in where her family and friends are. She spent all of today taking it easy with "Welcome to Nightvale" and Netflix and the internet but she still feels sick. She stumbled across "Welcome to Nightvale"/Jaws slash fic with far more smut than she wanted. She gave up part way through chapter two. Although the fluff cracked her up, the smut and porn was too much for her. She pushed her phone away and started to yell please for it to stop or visceral cries of disgust. Her friend Richard had declined to read it for her to warn her of such things. Richard has texted her on and off throughout her day and has made her feel a little better. She wants to call her family, but she's worried she irritates and worries them with her frequent, unhappy calls home. Her body temperature feels wrong and her throat hurts and her head aches. She has made a mess in the house that she needs to clean and she needs to unpack the suitcase she packed for a trip to her friend Nora for Karneval. Perhaps Karneval has something to do with her host-father's inquiry as to whether she drank alcohol yesterday. She didn't, and anyone who knows her would have assumed that. She wants to fall asleep but there is the mess, and she feels to hot now, although she felt cold for the whole day.

 

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Zema cannot be bothered reading all of what shotinthehand said. She thinks that it was too big a block of text.

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On 3/1/2017 at 11:46 PM, Zemaddog said:

Zema cannot be bothered reading all of what shotinthehand said. She thinks that it was too big a block of text.

That's OK; Sophie just needed to write that somewhere. She got to talk about it to two people that day but it still didn't feel like enough.

On 3/2/2017 at 4:51 AM, Screw Amatonormativity said:

AoA read it and she offers Sophie hugs. :(

Sophie gladly accepts hugs, and is happy to tell you that although she is still sick, she is feeling much better now!

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On 3/3/2017 at 8:55 AM, shotinthehand said:

That's OK; Sophie just needed to write that somewhere. She got to talk about it to two people that day but it still didn't feel like enough.

Sophie gladly accepts hugs, and is happy to tell you that although she is still sick, she is feeling much better now!

Is "you" allowed? Oh dear, Sophie realizes that that is second-person.

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Correct, that is a second person pronoun and not a third person pronoun.

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9 hours ago, Zemaddog said:

Correct, that is a second person pronoun and not a third person pronoun.

Sophie apologies! She clearly wasn't thinking clearly when she posted that.

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Princess is really confused and a little intrigued.

She also wonders what a Welcome to Nightvale/Jaws fic would look like and realises while typing it was probably in the Jaws universe and not using Jaws as an actual romantic character. She's less curious.

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AP hopes Spade's cramps are better now. She also had cramps yesterday.

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Spade's cramps are better now and she appreciates AP's concern.

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AP thanks AoA. She is better now.

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AP thinks it's cute that Space Triangle seriously thinks she rules anything.

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