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He died. the end. 

it needed to come to an end so now its time to compile.

Once there was a dog that liked to eat hamburgers and his owner. Then the dog was not straight. He was tall, however he wanted to eat french fries and french fries cannot frolic through fields of flowers so he decided to cry and died, due to dehydration. So then she killed your friends. Afterwards the police yelled at his friend for loitering. But Butt the big butt tried to run for president but couldn't because of his species. So, enraged he started to eat humans. The dog ate president pie Who wasn't in the mood and he didn't consent to being eaten, so the president went to the white house to persecute the dog's aunt,then asked why the dog was Eating people The dog replied that her butt was also banned from the White house because the president ate it. loved the explanation, so he lifted the bed-sheet, and then he eated fruit and neurotoxin cake He cat Attacked the dog and Slept On a Banana bread Bed. The Cat ran away And hoped on his motorcycle Then he aggressively turned left and Stole the math teacher's wallet But somehow the math teacher Ate an expensive meal without Commiting arson which was incredibly inappropriate, due to The weather So he robbed a bank . He then gave all the money from the bank to Charity. it went terribly wrong because Everything in his life goes wrong, and he insulted The Giant Henkry's VII statue in German because he he thinks german sucks. Then the pirate came in and said "Oi oi saveloy!" Then Pfft He is actually Gay but his friend was straight. It was a very awkward relationship. So throughout the boatride he kept his sexuality to himself But his friend told him that He died. the end.

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