roboticanary Posted November 25, 2022 Author Share Posted November 25, 2022 Q: why was clifford so red A: It's behind you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A User Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 Q: what does a sane person do when they see a ghost? A: Depends which variation of the bible you're talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Q: What size are the disclaimers on the bible? A: 3.217 and eight bananas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofylittlecoffeeaddict Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Q: How big is the package A: I think the cat was talking to me but I'm not sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 Q: What was the last thing I said before some very nice people in white coats took me away? A: This is not the answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofylittlecoffeeaddict Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 Q: If this is not the question then- A: Because you have prostate cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Q: Why does my ass hurt? A: Excellent. Continue on your mission, Agent P, and stop asking questions 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 hour ago, AromanticAardvark said: Q: Why does my ass hurt? A: Excellent. Continue on your mission, Agent P, and stop asking questions Q: Going well, sir. By the way, what happened to that tall box in the closet? A: No. Aboslutely not. You fool, why would you ever think that be the case? You absolutely moronic fool, your brain is so smooth it's perfectly spherical. NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Q: Can I have a sandwich? ...Wait, what happened to all the bread, did it get moldy or something? A: Yep, all counted and accounted for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, AromanticAardvark said: Q: Can I have a sandwich? ...Wait, what happened to all the bread, did it get moldy or something? A: Yep, all counted and accounted for Q: Are all the missiles for the Denmark invasion prepped? A: Sir, this is a Wendy's. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Q: Are all the missiles for the Denmark invasion prepped? A: 42 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Sili said: Q: Are all the missiles for the Denmark invasion prepped? A: 42 Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything? A: FUCK! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Q: Did you remember to set the missiles for the Denmark invasion to "do not fire" before you went to lunch? A: Well damn, okay! Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POOKEMOOSTER Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Q: Do you believe your cat can turn into a frog? A: Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Q: What did you call your teacher that got you in detention? A: 56 of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 Q: How many people died in the plane crash? A: I wasn't even there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheApothiAroace Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 (edited) Q: What did you say while being arrested for a crime you weren’t at A: 9271936192729928484828276372882744522994828929737488277482876499284883 Edited May 11, 2023 by TheApothiAroace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 Q: What is the best dessert? A: Officer the perp ran in the other direction! He’s wearing a glowing clown suit it’s hard to miss! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Q: Why is everyone in the office looking out of the window?? A: Prolly not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 On 5/13/2023 at 4:41 AM, Keith said: Q: Why is everyone in the office looking out of the window?? A: Prolly not. Q: Why is school underfunded? A: to watch the boss fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftySpeedy Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Q: Why are there pink pawprints all over the floor. A: 5 Story tall pile of office chairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Q: What are you stacking? A: Wahoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftySpeedy Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Q: What does Mario say A: Man, 26, killed: He was shot by a masked subject while loading a truck in Cleveland, police said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Q: what happened while I was in that coma? A: about 10 pencils up there give or take Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted July 16, 2023 Share Posted July 16, 2023 Q: ...What is in your mouth right now? A: A pair of scissors and three breakfast burritos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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