Jump to content
Faeriefate

Corrupt a Wish

Recommended Posts

Nothing happens.

 

I wish my hair just stopped growing right now so I could keep it the same without having to go to a hairdresser :P 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You get diagnosed with leukemia.

 

I wish it weren't so cold right now.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's arctic hot because global warming and we drown.

 

I wish to know how much that doggy in the window costs.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted but they are so brittle that you can't eat anything except mushy stuff without them breaking. 

 

I wish I had a job. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

All you coworkers are awful people.

 

I wish this week would end faster.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You're no longer annoying because nobody pays any attention to you anymore.

 

I wish my brother would actually leave my room within 10 seconds of me telling him to do so.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
37 minutes ago, Zemaddog said:

You're no longer annoying because nobody pays any attention to you anymore.

 

I wish my brother would actually leave my room within 10 seconds of me telling him to do so.

Your brother disappears whenever you say the words: "leave", "out", or any synonyms of those.

 

I the bathroom were done right now!

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

They're all in the same room at the same time. Have fun trying to learn anything!

 

I wish my dog would just shut up.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Whatever good reason there was for preventing that, it bites you in the bum and the dorm is evacuated and demolished.

 

I wish on the one night I need to sleep I actually do.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

granted but you can't physically move from where you fell asleep for a whole 48 hours after you've woken up

 

 

I wish I can remember all that I study

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You remember everything that happens to you. Even the things that you want to forget.

 

I wish they would hurry up and fix my phone.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You can now see in the Ultraviolet spectrum. This causes a great many things to appear a different colour to you and thus everyone thinks you are crazy.

 

I wish today didn't have such awful weather.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Your immune system is now underactive instead of overactive.

 

I wish that my day off today goes well, despite the bad weather.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...