ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 granted but you cook so fast to the point where you burn everything you try to cook i wish i wasn't such a nuisance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyFenton123 Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Nothing happens. I wish my hair just stopped growing right now so I could keep it the same without having to go to a hairdresser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omitef Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 You get diagnosed with leukemia. I wish it weren't so cold right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 granted but you're trapped in a heat wave with no fan I wish my soul wasn't so artic cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 It's arctic hot because global warming and we drown. I wish to know how much that doggy in the window costs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 granted but then they're all gone as soon as you find out the price I wish I could sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April May March Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 granted but you wake up billions of years later floating aimlessly in space I wish my teeth were always clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinoa Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Granted but they are so brittle that you can't eat anything except mushy stuff without them breaking. I wish I had a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 All you coworkers are awful people. I wish this week would end faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 the weekends don't exist & goes straight to monday I wish I wasn't so annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 You're no longer annoying because nobody pays any attention to you anymore. I wish my brother would actually leave my room within 10 seconds of me telling him to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philbo Wiseroot Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 37 minutes ago, Zemaddog said: You're no longer annoying because nobody pays any attention to you anymore. I wish my brother would actually leave my room within 10 seconds of me telling him to do so. Your brother disappears whenever you say the words: "leave", "out", or any synonyms of those. I the bathroom were done right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 granted but you always find a hobo in the shower I wish all my classes were closer to each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 They're all in the same room at the same time. Have fun trying to learn anything! I wish my dog would just shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 granted but now everything you touch barks I wish I could keep a puppy in my dorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Whatever good reason there was for preventing that, it bites you in the bum and the dorm is evacuated and demolished. I wish on the one night I need to sleep I actually do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 granted but you can't physically move from where you fell asleep for a whole 48 hours after you've woken up I wish I can remember all that I study Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 You remember everything that happens to you. Even the things that you want to forget. I wish they would hurry up and fix my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 They use super super glue and it falls apart (most obscure reference ever!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 I wish there were more colours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 You can now see in the Ultraviolet spectrum. This causes a great many things to appear a different colour to you and thus everyone thinks you are crazy. I wish today didn't have such awful weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 granted. You become too sick to go enjoy the good weather I wish I didn't have allergies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Your immune system is now underactive instead of overactive. I wish that my day off today goes well, despite the bad weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 It all takes place outside. I wish I could think of an original wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 granted but you've already asked every idea you think of I wish I wasn't so gravitationally challenged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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