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Granted but your cat becomes so friendly that it begins to bring stray cats home everyday

 

 

I wish I could have a dog that I'm in no way allergic to

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It's a vicious dog which you can't keep as a pet as it is too dangerous.
 

I wish people understood what "group up" means in overwatch. (Seriously, apparently it's my fault that i wasn't healing a guy going into a 1v6 while I was waiting for the rest of the team so we could push together)

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why?! xD I can never win

 

Granted, but now your team does the exact opposite of what you direct them to do...they even score for the other team!!

 

I wish I would stop forgetting to eat

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Granted! You eat, but you soon discover you are allergic to all food and can't even eat without needing an epipen.

 

I wish YouTube stopped screwing up.

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Error! Wish cannot be granted!

 

Damn, I can't corrupt a wish that can't come true. Sorry Louis.

 

I wish I had an entire week to myself so that I can just stop and think.

 

 

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By day 4 you go insane because it is spent in a concrete cube where the light is always on.

 

I wish for fresher water.

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Granted but the water turns into H2O2 once you drink it (dang that's screwed up. Sowry xD)

 

I wish I could be there for everyone when they need me

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You are because clones made out of Hydrogen Peroxide come.

 

I wish there were more episodes of the tv shows I love.

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All the extra episodes are awful.

 

I wish my dog wouldn't annoy me so much in the morning.

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Sure, but the lid is sealed with gorilla glue.

 

I wish I was more confident around people I don't know.

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One of us has a shiv, but you don't know who.

 

I wish to successfully create the board games society at my new college.

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Even though you started it, you get kicked out almost immediately.

 

I wish my phone could die in a fire.

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After the funeral you are questioned by the police and convicted of murder.

 

I wish I wasn't dragged out of the house before breakfast or brushing my teeth this morning.

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What's Labour Day? Anyway instead you have an introductory day on Saturday and Sunday followed by a full week.

 

I wish I had my school timetable now.

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Granted, but any food you eat for Thanksgiving will make you vomit ten minutes later.

 

I wish I had a VR headset.

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You always have, and it is finally time to take it off.

 

I wish a ferry ran between the UK and Scandinavia.

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Granted! The ferry is horribly shaky, noisy, and polluting, so it's totally miserable to ride it or live anywhere near it. 

 

I wish I didn't look younger than I am. 

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You now look 20 years older than you actually are for the rest of your life.

 

I wish my brother wasn't annoying.

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Error: cannot corrupt impossible wish!

 

I wish for one of my friends to be free to meet up with.

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They are free to meet up, but they decide to take naps instead of talking to you.

 

I wish my computer stopped messing up my screen randomly.

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It messes up the audio when you put headphones in instead... you bleed.

 

I wish I could cook faster.

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