ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted but your cat becomes so friendly that it begins to bring stray cats home everyday I wish I could have a dog that I'm in no way allergic to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 It's a vicious dog which you can't keep as a pet as it is too dangerous. I wish people understood what "group up" means in overwatch. (Seriously, apparently it's my fault that i wasn't healing a guy going into a 1v6 while I was waiting for the rest of the team so we could push together) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 why?! I can never win Granted, but now your team does the exact opposite of what you direct them to do...they even score for the other team!! I wish I would stop forgetting to eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted! You eat, but you soon discover you are allergic to all food and can't even eat without needing an epipen. I wish YouTube stopped screwing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Error! Wish cannot be granted! Damn, I can't corrupt a wish that can't come true. Sorry Louis. I wish I had an entire week to myself so that I can just stop and think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 By day 4 you go insane because it is spent in a concrete cube where the light is always on. I wish for fresher water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted but the water turns into H2O2 once you drink it (dang that's screwed up. Sowry ) I wish I could be there for everyone when they need me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 You are because clones made out of Hydrogen Peroxide come. I wish there were more episodes of the tv shows I love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 All the extra episodes are awful. I wish my dog wouldn't annoy me so much in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 granted. Your dog now annoys from noon to midnight I wish I had a jar of jelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Sure, but the lid is sealed with gorilla glue. I wish I was more confident around people I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 granted but the other person freezes everytime they try to talk to you I wish I could give everyone on Arocalypse a hug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 One of us has a shiv, but you don't know who. I wish to successfully create the board games society at my new college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Even though you started it, you get kicked out almost immediately. I wish my phone could die in a fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 After the funeral you are questioned by the police and convicted of murder. I wish I wasn't dragged out of the house before breakfast or brushing my teeth this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 granted but you were dragged straight out of the shower in only a towel I wish we didn't have classes on Labor Day today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 What's Labour Day? Anyway instead you have an introductory day on Saturday and Sunday followed by a full week. I wish I had my school timetable now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 granted but it's literally a times table chart using only binary numbers I wish it was Thanksgiving holiday break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Granted, but any food you eat for Thanksgiving will make you vomit ten minutes later. I wish I had a VR headset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 You always have, and it is finally time to take it off. I wish a ferry ran between the UK and Scandinavia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinoa Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Granted! The ferry is horribly shaky, noisy, and polluting, so it's totally miserable to ride it or live anywhere near it. I wish I didn't look younger than I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 You now look 20 years older than you actually are for the rest of your life. I wish my brother wasn't annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 Error: cannot corrupt impossible wish! I wish for one of my friends to be free to meet up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 They are free to meet up, but they decide to take naps instead of talking to you. I wish my computer stopped messing up my screen randomly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 It messes up the audio when you put headphones in instead... you bleed. I wish I could cook faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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