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You suddenly become nihilist, therefore snails and slugs don't really exist to you, neither does the entire Universe.

 

I wish my cat would stop laying on my important papers when I need them.

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Those planets harbour aliens which invade Earth and enslave all the living creatures here.

 

I wish I my friend didn't think that arriving 7 hours late is acceptable. 

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It's a pufferfish. Is it the part which kills you? Is it the part that's safe to eat? There's only one way to find out and if you refuse to eat it this lovely person standing next to you will shoot you instead.

 

I wish Robot Wars wasn't ending this Sunday.

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1-the new laptop crashes after 10 minutes

2-the signal is so intense that it causes you to get cancer

 

I wish I had a pause somewhere in my 9am to 6pm (literally) non-stop classes Mondays...

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Mate, they're furthest down the circulation peninsula, there's no way that can change sorry to say. Wish for something more realistic next time!

 

My new laptop CE this morning so my wish was granted, plus I'm very happy because internet is also fixed.

 

I wish for Adobe CS6 free on my laptop.

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Granted! It makes your computer so slow that your computer freezes up. Also, you have no space left. Have fun not being able to save anything ever again and STILL not being able to use Adobe CS6!

 

I wish I was better at parking. 

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You no longer have a neck. Have fun now that you have to turn your whole body cuse you can no longer turn just your head.

 

I wish it would stop raining before the soccer game this morning.

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