Ugh... Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 You suddenly become nihilist, therefore snails and slugs don't really exist to you, neither does the entire Universe. I wish my cat would stop laying on my important papers when I need them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 It pisses on them prompting it to stay away. I wish someone would corrupt my wide pavement wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 They do, but whatever they wrote becomes reality. I wish I had more storage room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 An extra storage room is built in your house but it replaces the only toilet so you need planning permission for an outhouse. I wish there were habitable planets close by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Those planets harbour aliens which invade Earth and enslave all the living creatures here. I wish I my friend didn't think that arriving 7 hours late is acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinoa Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Granted! Your friend now arrives 4 to 23 hours early to everything, and thinks YOU arriving on time is unacceptable. I wish shoes didn't make my feet hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 They constrict your feet cutting off circulation so you go numb. I wish for a little fishy on my little dishy, I wish for a fishy when the boats come in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedNeko Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 It's a pufferfish. Is it the part which kills you? Is it the part that's safe to eat? There's only one way to find out and if you refuse to eat it this lovely person standing next to you will shoot you instead. I wish Robot Wars wasn't ending this Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 They run out of good ideas and it gets cancelled. I wish my house stayed at 18*C in summer and winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Your house is full of a very toxic kind of mushroom that affects your health, you have to move out! I wish the renovations in my college were over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 They're left unfinished and the ?building? falls down. My internet connection is so on off so wish my my new laptop came tomorrow morning if it's the iPad's fault. Otherwise I wish for a fast consistent wifi signal if that's the problem right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 1-the new laptop crashes after 10 minutes 2-the signal is so intense that it causes you to get cancer I wish I had a pause somewhere in my 9am to 6pm (literally) non-stop classes Mondays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 A class that is normally at midday is now at midnight. I wish my hands didn't get so cold all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Mate, they're furthest down the circulation peninsula, there's no way that can change sorry to say. Wish for something more realistic next time! My new laptop CE this morning so my wish was granted, plus I'm very happy because internet is also fixed. I wish for Adobe CS6 free on my laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinoa Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Granted! It makes your computer so slow that your computer freezes up. Also, you have no space left. Have fun not being able to save anything ever again and STILL not being able to use Adobe CS6! I wish I was better at parking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Granted now you have trouble walking once you park I wish I could do all my homework in under an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 You can but the quality is comparable to what cats do to flowers. I wish my neck stopped hurting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 You no longer have a neck. Have fun now that you have to turn your whole body cuse you can no longer turn just your head. I wish it would stop raining before the soccer game this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Granted but it rains out two minutes into the game I wish my reflection didn't still make me nauseous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Granted! You have no reflection now; you've turned into a vampire! I wish I could control my dreams and remember them every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArodynamicallyFavored Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Granted but just like in Inside Out, the actors replaying your dreams suck I wish my brain was set up like how it is in the Inside Out movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 When you explain how that works to people, they mistake it for schizophrenia. I wish for my sister and her friends to make my cake the dankest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 The cake is so dank that nothing can top it and you spiral into a deep depression which is unescapeable. I wish I could get competent teammates in overwatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 They're all better than you and you become the team's weakest link. Also this cake be... interesting and I'll post a pic I wish for good birthday presents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinoa Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted! You get good birthday presents, but you soon discover you are allergic to all of them and can't even be in the same room with any of them without needing an epipen. I wish my cat got along with other cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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