Kerfluffle Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Congratulations, you now own a beautiful puma! Hope you like screaming cats! I wish I didn't have to worry about my finances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Don't worry! Donald Trump's got you covered . He'll put your money to a good cause; like building a giant wall. I wish more people came on the discord server. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Because everyone types at once, no sense is made I wish I had internet at every campsite on my holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 You do but it's painfully slow. I wish I had a decent phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 It gets stolen. I wish movie producers would stop making shitty sequels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 They make shitty prequels instead I wish for it to rain today so I don't have to go to soccer training tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 it rains so much that your house is destroyed because of a landslide. I wish I could live closer to my college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 If you get in a spot of bother there's nowhere to hide. I wish every fly that touched by skin instantly dropped down dead and they were attracted to it so everywhere I go flies are irradiated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 One of the flies that touched your skin was the carrier of a new deadly virus... you succumb after contaminating all of your friends. I wish people would stop getting offended that easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 The memes get so edgy that any hint of offence or hurt behind the joking exterior is punishable by exile (cut off Internet) I wish I was home (3 more days why am I complaining?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 You arrive home, but you discover that while you were away, a stranger took your place, your name, and everyone is convinced that he is you. Your friends now think that you are a mentally ill homeless guy and call the police. I wish I was better at cooking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 You become addicted to food network and crème fraiche and it overtakes your life I wish I didn't have any bug bites on my skin or burning rashes on my tummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 You are now skinless. YAY! No more problems! I wish I had more ideas of wishes to come up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Your ideas are so hard to corrupt that this thread stops getting replies and dies I wish I had more YouTube subscribers and Instagram followers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 All your new subscribers and followers are cancerous. I wish I didn't have to sleep for 10 hours to feel rested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 You don't need to rest for so long for your body to be rested, but it gradually affects your mental health over the years. I wish my body didn't need to sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I get jelous of your ability and have you assassinated. I wish I never got hay fever or colds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Free of these, you are now. But for some reason, speak like Yoda, you will. I wish I could have cotton candy whenever I want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 This wish is processed by a French genie who doesn't know that barbe-a-papa is candy floss and instead gives you a father's beard whenever you want. I wish I could Shazam every song that pops into my head especially when it has no words and I don't know the name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 You can, but you have to watch a full publicity every time you want to Shazam a song. I wish my neighbours weren't noisy kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 They're even more noisy adults Also what is a full publicity @Ugh...? I wish people who aren't Zemaddog had some chance of winning be the newest comment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 @Louis Hypo Bad traduction, sorry. I meant ad... like an ad that you have to watch entirely before you can skip. They killed Zemaddog D: I wish I'd never have to drive again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 You don't have to drive because you are now physically incapable of doing so. Can I wish for more wishes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 No, no you can't. So shut up (and your lips are sealed forever there's the corruption) Sorry, I meant to say: You can wish for it but you don't get it and as consequence your mouth is removed from your face! I wish for all the pavements in my city to be at least 2 metres wide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 How about "I wish snails and slugs didn't exist," instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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