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I wish I was better at cooking.

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This wish is processed by a French genie who doesn't know that barbe-a-papa is candy floss and instead gives you a father's beard whenever you want.


I wish I could Shazam every song that pops into my head especially when it has no words and I don't know the name.

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No, no you can't. So shut up (and your lips are sealed forever there's the corruption)


Sorry, I meant to say:

You can wish for it but you don't get it and as consequence your mouth is removed from your face!



I wish for all the pavements in my city to be at least 2 metres wide

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