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Obvious, the plane crashed in the building.

 

I wish I could stay concentrated for a longer period of time.

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Granted, the airport is completely flooded, but because it is out of fuel it has to land. It crashes fairly gently, and no one is hurt. But the water is so deep you all have to paddle kyaks the whole distance, with your luggage in the back trying to fall out.


I wish a sequal to Skyrim

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It happens, but because when trying to download it you skipped a page and didn't read some vital information (just like @Ugh...'s post) you couldn't download it and never played it.

 

I wish one of my friends was free to meet up before Thursday.

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They are, but they let you down at the last minute to go on a date.

I wish this post wasn't ignored like the previous one I made.:|

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I can make your wish come true! This can't  be a good thing can it?

 

I wish I didn't feel sick at the moment 

 

 

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37 minutes ago, Zemaddog said:

 

I can make your wish come true! This can't  be a good thing can it?

 

I am confused... you win!

 

You suddenly stop feeling sick, you realize how health is fragile and enter an endless vortex of existential crisis.

 

I wish I could explore the deepest waters of the Pacific Ocean without the risks of death.

 

 

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Granted, but sharks follow you around and stare at you awkwardly the entire time, making it super uncomfortable. 

 

I wish my cats would live as long as I do. 

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As they reach the 20 year mark they're already ugly as all hell and by 40 all their flesh is all gone and you now own a skeleton cat. Congratulations!

 

I wish everything would go according to plan.

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Everything goes according to plan, but it turns out your plans suck.

 

I wish I had enough money to travel as much as I want

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You get lost in a far off place and don't know how to get back home.

 

I wish all the USB ports on my PC worked.

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The USB ports all work but it doesn't matter anymore because somebody stole your PC

 

I wish I had enough self discipline to start studying instead of spending all my time on the internet.

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You now have the self discipline to study diligently, but the more you study the more your personality fades away into nothing. Leaving you as a husk of yourself who sees no other purpose in life than studying.

 

I wish I could live in the worlds I create.

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The characters of these worlds develop a cult and try to sacrifice your body by eating it to free your soul.

 

I wish I could speak every languages and dialects existing in the univers (even those which might exist on other planets, who knows!)

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Congrats, now you can speak all languages. Too bad aliens who have been spying Earth for a while notice you speaking their language - now they think we've found out about them and decide to attack and kill all of us.

 

I wish people weren't so judgemental.

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They're all Judge Dredd instead!

 

I wish I crossed paths with a friend while on my Roadtrip.

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Your friend is on a cross, on a path, dead.

 

I wish Steam didn't blatantly rip off Australians in all but the Steam sales.

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They go off and get married to a bunch of men and leave you.

 

I wish my birthday was during school time and not while I'm on holiday with limited internet to communicate with friends!

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It is, but nobody cares about your birthday.

 

 I wish my room would be more clean.

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Your room is so clean, that everything in it reflects the suns rays perfectly and this blinds you.

 

I wish I could eat normal food.

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I don't know what normal food is supposed to be to you... so I just go with my idea of normal food and from now on everything you eat either has a ton of maple syrup on it or a ton of salt.

 

I wish summer was over already.

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The world goes into a nuclear winter where the average temperature is -40. Thanks. I hate winter.

 

I wish I had a pen that never ran out of ink.

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It writes in your blood. You of course take great care to make sure it doesn't run out ;) 

 

 

I wish summer wasn't nearly over.

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For whatever sci-fi reason, the earth's orbit around the sun stopped resulting in a global disaster. Good news is: the summer solstice will never end! :evilgrin:

 

I wish clients at my job were more reasonable.

 

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