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You do, but that's because your eyes were replaced with those from an orphaned child who is now blind because of you.

 

I wish Game of Thrones didn't have so many sex scenes.

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It doesn't, in fact it has no scenes at all, because it has not only been pulled, it has also been erased from time so it never happened to begin with

I wish for a delicious dinner without having to cook it myself

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It's so delicious that you eat until your stomach fails.

 

I wish my mind was transferred in a computer.

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It works but then someone spills coffee on the computer and you die.

 

I wish I could remember all those sayings I think up.

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You can. In fact you never forget them. Or anything, at all. You brain is constantly full of every little tiny detail from every moment of your life, all at once, with no coherence or break. It is very distracting and you completely lose your grasp on reality

 

I wish I could be constantly clean, and pleasantly aromatic without having to bathe/shower/etc

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You become so clean that no bacteria can live on your body and you die.

 

I wish I could play all instruments perfectly without needing to practise.

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You can, but its no longer enjoyable, the making music feels mechanical, too perfect, too inhuman, too perfect.

 

I wish I had perfect teeth, I don't want to get braces

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Your perfect teeth make you the poster child for Humanity when meeting aliens who after one year of contact turn out to be hostile and clone you to overthrow earth with a clone army.

 

I wish I coud post pictures on here from my iPad and didn`t need to go to a computer to do it.

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You can, and you love it so much that is is all you do, day and night. Until finally the server collapses under all the images. Arocolypse goes down and can never be recovered.

 

I wish my kitchen didn't keep getting invaded by ants

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The ants get eaten and replaced by dung beetles who store their shitballs in your kitchen.

 

I wish @Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion didn't make all her corruptions run along the lines of "you do it so much that it stops working/has a negative effect,"

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You die of heatstroke

 

I wish people did more than just pray.

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In addition to praying, they also go out and try and convert as many people as possible. There are now 100x more people doing this. Have fun!

 

I wish brits would stop complaining about the heat when it isn't even hot :P.

 

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Not being bothered by heat, we decide to take back what is rightfully ours: the Southern Hemisphere just all of it because we can.

 

I wish school was more engaging for my sister (she's having a bit of a tough time)

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It is super engaging, because it is a training academy for criminals, where she will learn such skills as pocket-picking, breaking and entering, getaway driving, and manufacturing meth.

 

I wish my house were larger

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Your house is so large that you end up getting lost and can't find your way out.

 

I wish I didn't drop my pen so much.

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It is glued to your hand, with a special type of superglue that can never be removed, and sticks to the new skin that grows, so it will never come off ever.

I wish I could stay constantly awake, and I didn't need to sleep, 

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You don`t need to, but you bloody well want to and the inability drives you to insanity.

 

I wish the sea was warm but don`t say it`s so warm that it boils me alive.

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The sea is warm, everywhere. As such, the polar ice caps melt and the world is flooded.

 

I wish my brother would stop coming into my room every 5 minutes.

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The only way to make this work is to either a) go in his room every 5 minutes or b) it only happens while your either on discord or Arocalypse.

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I wish I stopped forgetting to make a wish/not being able to think up one.

I also wish no one spelt my name as the female version.

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(Oops, sorry Louis force of habbit, I had a childhood friend called Louise and my fingers practically type it on their own)

Granted, of course it is because everyone, including you, has been turned to stone and will never move or type again.

 

 

I wish I had a decent pair of sunglasses

 

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You forget not to look at the sun and are blinded.

 

I wish, just once, I could fly to Heathrow Airport Terminal 5 and not have to take a bus from the plane to the terminal building. JUST ONCE!

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