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Not only does your back no longer ache, but you lose all feeling. Then one day you get a blister but you don't know it cause you can't feel it. It gets infected and you die of blood poisoning.

I wish someone finished a project at work for me, and doing a good job.

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They do, but they get all the credit and you are shamed for not doing it yourself.

I wish that I can read, write, speak, and understand all the languages in the world, and people will understand me back.

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People will understand you, however your ability to translate languages is akin to Google Translate so when they respond there shall be hilarious miscommunication.

I wish we could have the Library of Alexandria back.

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On 9/19/2020 at 2:43 PM, roboticanary said:

The dolphins say 'So long and thanks for all the fish'. They leave and earth is destroyed.

I wish I could drink as much beer as I want without getting drunk.

Granted,but in one sip you unintentionally became an extremely addicted alcoholic,developed some serious health problems in the future and eventually died because of alcohol intoxication.

 

i wish i could finish my favorite anime with 39 episodes in less than one day so i could have more free time.

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Granted BUT for the rest of your life you can't watch any other anime besides this specific one.

 

I wish I had a garden full of smol little plants.

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You can, but it sounds horrific and nobody wants to hear it.

 

I wish I had a garden full of yummy straw- and raspberries I could eat from as much as I want to

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It’s no longer hot; it’s so freezing cold, you can feel your fingers and toes going numb. No amount of blankets or clothes seems to help.

I wish I understood/knew everything

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The knowledge came from every mind in existence and couldn't be copied, only transferred. You are now the god of a mindless horde. With pitchforks. And grudges.

I wish I didn't have so many migraines all the time.

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You become a punk rocker but the flowers tangle in your hair so tightly that every time you squint, smile, frown move your eyebrows, or basically move your face, thorns poke your scalp and no one can get rid of them.

 

I wish that I could remember all my friends birthdays.

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You remember all your friend's birthdays but you experience uncontrollable skips in time, skipping all the birthdays you know. You also can't contact or reach any of your friends.

I wish I wouldn't feel so tired.

 

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You lose the ability to feel tired and so there is no warning when you need to go to sleep. Therefore you will just fall asleep in the middle of whatever you are doing even if it is in public at the time when you run out of energy, and feel wide awake until that moment so that you can't prepare for it.

I wish I had faster internet.

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