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an ex-con who's way too stoic for his own good is certainly quite odd. He lives in mansion with no furniture and shoots his own car. 

 

 

 


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An old grandpa acts like an asshole to everyone, especially his son in law.

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A nerd horse doesn't know how to friendship because she's too busy doing magic but then the sun tells her to go make some god damn friends so she does and she becomes so good at friendship that she becomes the princess of friendship and grows wings. Meanwhile some salty horse is salty because her friend ditched her to do magic so she decides to enslave a town with communism. Princess Nerd Horse saves the town and befriends salty horse and makes her the second best at friendship. Also there's a mirror portal to an alternate universe where all the horses are actually high school girls but nobody cares about that.

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A cheeky and sarcastic pirate reneges on a promise made 13 years ago and kills the person he cheated to boot. Briefly gets reunited with dad, steals the heart of someone else's wife and drinks all the rum before chucking himself into the mouth of a massive sea creature with lots of teeth.

(I might have remembered it wrong - it's been a while xD)

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An elderly knight talks about sea monsters.

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Sir David Attenborough gives me life.

 

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One by one, fifteen monsters called “angels” invade earth and are defeated with mechas piloted by psychologically disturbed teenagers.

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People touching animals innapproriately.

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(see if you can spot the connection in my choices)

 

Man makes un-dead pies and solves crimes



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Girl killed by toilet seat finds a job



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Man seeks elegance and distraction



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Man is killing  people with a diary and being buddy with a death god while being hunted by a sugar addicted genius

 

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Young people enslave monsters and are freeing them only to see them battle against each other

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A robot marshmallow-ninja-nurse and a band of super genius kids

 

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@sarcastic kitten kudos for using a portrait of Light 

 

M. Night Shyamalan Edition:



Ghost doesn't see ghosts

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Family starts wearing tin-foil hats

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Men who are opposites meet

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An elevator gets stuck

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Romans

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Lawn dogs exist and are called Scrunts

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Blind girl gets engaged

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An orienteering trek

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Kids make a documentary

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1 hour and 31 minutes of nihilism

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23 people live together

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The bleakest sci-fi show since... actually it's just the bleakest tv show ever

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German kid wants to kill big people things but ends up becoming a big person thing (Attack on Titan)

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The adventures of:

  • Orphan tiger boy
  • Suicide guy
  • Angry ponytail guy
  • Farmer boy
  • Detective guy
  • The one girl in the school uniform
  • The guy that I feel bad for
  • Intimidating old man guy
  • Kimono girl
  • Sadistic doctor woman

That fight against:

  • Evil coat guy
  • Scary doll girl
  • "Gross" -Suicide guy

 

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(Bungou Stray Dogs)

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Positive framing of police brutality taken too far, but it's nice to have aspec representation as a main character who find fullfilment in something else than sex or romance.

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Dexter

 

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A family of furries wreaks havoc to their community of inanimate objects while the laws of physics do not exist. 

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Eight strangers around the world suddenly can share everything they perceive and think and are against an evil organization that want to steal their ability for evil

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sense 8

 

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Dumbass goes to space. Learns magic. Is tasked with killing the the bad guy. Refuses.

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A 6000 feet tall aromantic fire squid demon and a nonbinary AI adopts a group of humans in order to save them from an eternity of penis bees. 

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The good place

 

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6 minutes ago, Oatpunk said:

A 6000 feet tall aromantic fire squid demon and a nonbinary AI adopts a group of humans in order to save them from an eternity of penis bees. 

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The good place

 

Yassssss. I don't want to see the season finale because i know I will cry and then I won't have a series to pick me up

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1 hour ago, Blake said:

Yassssss. I don't want to see the season finale because i know I will cry and then I won't have a series to pick me up

Damn, it's just you and me, Blake. Alone in the arocalypse! 

Also, yes, you will cry! A lot! But it's a nice cry. A cathartic cry. 

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4 hours ago, Oatpunk said:

Damn, it's just you and me, Blake. Alone in the arocalypse! 

Also, yes, you will cry! A lot! But it's a nice cry. A cathartic cry. 

:3 then lookng forward to it. Also yeah, sometimes we alone, but I like that we can come here each day and find new things.

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