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A million dollars, but you get injured (never badly enough to require stitches/surgery/etc, but significantly) for every $75 you spend.

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What happens if I send more than $75 at once?  Do I get super injured?  I think I'll have to pass because I'd be injured at least once a month when rent is due, and probably about once every other week or so just for groceries.

 

You get a million dollars, but you lose the ability to see color for the next year (everything is in black and white)

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hmmm. I think I could do it. It might make playing some games a bit difficult, but otherwise I think it would be manageable. Plus it's only one year.

 

A million dollars but you can no longer maths. At all.

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Yeah, whatever, the phone has a calculator.:yespapo:

 

A million dollars but you can only stay awake for four hours each day. You can choose when to wake up though.

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No way, I already sleep to much as it is~

 

A million dollars but you won't have acces to internet for 6 months~

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Nope, I need the internet to do my work, so that probably wouldn't end well.

 

You get 1 million dollars, but you sneeze every two minutes for the next five years.

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I'll pass. It's annoying enough now when I sneeze (like, everyone asks if you have a cold or hayfever every time. No!)

 

A million dollars, but you must dress and speak like a pirate for the next year. 

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That sounds really fun!  I'm pretty sure all my students would be amused xD

 

A million dollars, but you can't say any words with the letter "e" until all the money is spent

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Easy! I'll just spent it all right away and not say anything until I'm done. :P

 

A million dollars, but for the rest of your life, animals will avoid you.

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Nooo, I love animals more than people :(

 

A million dollars, but you have to spend each week for the next year living in a different post-apocalyptic novel's world.

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Haha, no. The million dollars would be kind of pointless wouldn't it? Post apocalyptic worlds tend not to use fiat currency like we do. And also, I'd rather not live in a post-apocalyptic world.

 

A million dollars but your sexual orientation changes everyday. And I'm not just talking about switching between straight, gay, bi ace, etc. I mean, the kinds of people you are and aren't sexually attracted to change everyday.

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Yeah why not. Also then I'd know what it feels like and that would be something to do.

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I have nothing to respond to so I guess I get a million dollars for free? xD

 

You get a million dollars be you have to wear only neon pink clothes for the next year.

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That's a simple price to pay so yeah.

 

$1,000,000 but you keep forgetting to complete arcade responses.

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I think even I could do that.

 

A million dollars but you have no eyebrows anymore. And you can't draw them on either.

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Matt Smith is seems to be doing fine, so I guess...

 

A million dollars but you have to spend the rest of your life underwater.

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i dont see a negative here

 

1 mil but its american dollars and they are all 1 dollar notes

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Sure, why not.

10 million dollars but once you spend it all you'll die a horribly painful and slow death.

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That's basically my existence already.

 

1 million but you move to the exact opposite side of the world from where you are, even if it's just ocean there.

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Nah.  I'd be 900 miles from the nearest land: the island of Île Amsterdam, with a population of around thirty people. I'd be 910 miles from the nearest country, Réunion. Not about that life. 

 

10 million, but nobody is ever allowed to brush your teeth again (including you). 

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(also when did the money turn from 1 mil to 10 million? :P)

 

Being electronic, i dont even have teeth so sure.

 

1 million but you can only have it in giant novelty check form.

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So would I actually get the money??? xD

 

1 Million dollars but you can only spend it on The Bee Movie merch

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Hmm, depends if I could find some idiot(s) to buy it off me and make at least some of my money back!

 

1 million dollars but you run the risk of waking up an old person (complete with common old-person sayings and afflictions) every morning for the next fortnight. If you're still your own age after 14 days you'll age normally for the rest of your life.

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Sign me up!

 

A million dollars but... you will be flooded with memes every day.

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