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All I had to hear was "Whole Foods" before saying "no."

 

A million dollars, but you will doom anyone who accepts any of your money to a horrible death.

 

 

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No, forever is a bit too long to be alone

 

One million dollars but you will turn into a statue for one hour everyday for the rest of your life. You will not get to choose the time and place. May happen when you sleep, may happen on a bus, in the shower etc..

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No way.

 

A million dollars but for 5 minutes every hour you go completely deaf. Once the 5 mintues is over, your hearing returns.

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If I get to chose the five minutes, then yes.  Otherwise, no.

 

You get a annual salary $1 million dollars, but you must remain a student for the rest of your life.

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Wait, is there a downside???? This sounds like a dream come true, I can learn everything and not be poor. WHere do I sign up??? Can I do research study and projects too. Maybe I'd get a little tired of it, but I think I can live with this :D

You get a million dollars and a secretary, but everything you write, including by hand and typing, for the next five years, must be dictated to your secretary instead. No more jotting down notes, no more private stories for your eyes only, no more alone time on arocalypse.
 

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Nope!

 

A million dollars but you are unable to read clocks. Not even digital ones.

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No!  I check the time like 5,000 times a day D:

 

You get $1 million, but you must make a stupid-looking face in every photo ID picture you take for the rest of your life.

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I'll take it.

 

A million dollars but your feet point backwards.

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No thanks. I trip over myself enough as it is.

 

You get a million dollars, but every time you fall asleep, you will have nightmares.

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I already do sooo it really wouldn't bother me xD

 

You get a million dollars, but you have to wear a potato costume & yell "You will not make a French fry out of me!!" randomly for a week

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Haha why not? People get payed way less for doing similar things anyway.

 

A million dollars but your eyes are literally in the back of your head.

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sure. I'm blind either way I look xD

 

You get a million dollars but you must take all my university exams and pass them with an A+ (the highest you can get) each & every time

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Sure, I guess it's worth the shot, even if I can't get an A+

 

You get a million dollars, but you have to sell all your non-essential organs on the black market for it.

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Hmm. It depends. If my eyes and ears count as non-essential organs then no way. Otherwise, yeah I'd do it.

 

A million dollars but noone can see your head. It still exists, it's just invisible.

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I already go unnoticed soo I don't think anyone would miss my face :P

 

you get a million dollars if you volunteer free foot and full body deep tissue massages at an old folks home for a year

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Nope! Not a chance.

 

A million dollars but you have to carry it on your person at all times. Even while sleeping and showering. (Sucks for you people with paper money :P)

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Why of course!

 

A million dollars but one night each month you will will go to sleep and wake up in a random location, with no recollection of how you got there. And by random location I mean anywhere on the Earth, anywhere ;)

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Nope. I could end up at the bottom of the ocean one day and that wouldn't end well at all.

 

A million dollars but you can never earn any money ever again. People can't gift money to you, and you won't even be able to pick up money that's lying on the ground.

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No, I dunno how long it takes to spend a million dollars :P

 

A million dollars but one night each month you will will go to sleep and wake up in a random location on the land, with no recollection of how you got there.

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No.  I currently live in a small apartment, and I value my privacy too much to open my apartment up to people I don't know.  Unless I could turn my apartment into a safe house and then use the million dollars to buy myself an alternate, better apartment?  But I suspect that's not allowed

 

You get a million dollars but you must immediately switch to a career chosen at random, and you cannot switch back for at least 2 years.

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I can think of several careers I'd do terribly in, so no. Unless being unemployed is a loophole.

 

A million dollars, but you will have to pull an all-nighter for every 17th dollar you spend.

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Nope. Nope nope nopenopenopennopenopenonpenopenpoejnepope

 

A million dollars but you'll be moderately allergic (you'll basically become a puffball but you won't ever die from an allergic reaction) to something new each day. You'll only ever be allergic to one thing at a time, but you won't know what it is and it could be anything, even your favourite food :evilgrin:, or even something like sunlight.

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