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SO I WENT TO THIS LESBIAN PARTY. IT WAS ALL RIGHT I GUESS.

SUMMARY:

  • THERE WERE LOTS OF CUTE GIRLS
  • ALCOHOL+ESTROGEN MAKES ME WILD
  • OK, I'M GAY AF ANYWAY, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO DRINK TO GET TO THAT STAGE
  • GOT GROPED BY THIS ORANGE FACED MILF WITH THE WEIRD CURLY HAIR???
  • SENPAI NO.1 DID NOT NOTICE ME
  • SENPAI NO.2 HAD A GIRLFRIEND
  • WHATEVER
  • HAD A RANDOM AROMANTICISM 101 TALK IN THE LADIES TOILET?
  • LESBIANS ARE SINGLE OR MARRIED WITH A MORTGAGE AND 22 CATS, THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN
  • BUT SERIOUSLY THEY MOVE IN TOGETHER ON THE SECOND DATE
  • WHEN LESBIANS GET COUPLEY, ITS INTENSE
  • WHY CAN'T WE JUST BANG LIKE GAY MEN WOULD?
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YEAH, I DIDN'T HAVE HIGH HOPES. YOU DON'T REALLY FIND PARTNERS IN THESE EVENTS ANYWAY... MAYBE FOR BATHROOM SEX, BUT THAT'S NOT MY CUP OF TEA ¬¬

(I WAS STILL HOPING, BUT YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T REALLY TALK WHEN ITS SO LOUD.)

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11 hours ago, Vega said:

YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. HARD TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE TO SHOUT AT EACH OTHER. 

 

I CAN'T FLIRTY NO MATTER WHAT, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS.

 

BUT YEAH, IT WAS FUN.

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WELL TODAY WAS AWESOME UNTIL MY FRIENDS STARTED GETTING DRUNK. I ALWAYS LOVE THIS DAY UNTIL MAYBE 7 OR 8 PM, AFTER WHICH I KINDA JUST WANNA GO HOME. 

AND NOW I'M HOME, AND I HAVE TEA. :D 

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I JUST GOT MY TOEFL SCORES AND I WAS HONESTLY NOT SURE IF I COULD GET THOSE 90 POINTS THAT I NEEDED AND I SURELY DIDN'T EXPECT TO GET OVER 100 POINTS, BUT THAT'S MY TERRIBLE SELF-EVALUATION... ANYWAY I GOT 101 POINTS AND NOW SUPER HAPPY ^_^ NOW I'M GOING TO CELEBRATE WITH ICE CREAM, HOT CHOCOLATE AND A MOVIE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS COUNTRY IS GETTING COMPLETELY DRUNK (WE HAVE SOME WEIRD HOLIDAY TODAY) xD

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IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS??? IS THERE SOME WEIRD DISEASE THAT MAKES THE WHOLE POPULATION OF CAPSLOCKIA DIE OUT? BECAUSE IF THAT'S THE CASE, I BETTER CAST A SPELL ON MYSELF TO PROTECT ME FROM IT...

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50 minutes ago, Spud said:

SORRY, PRIME MINISTER SPUD HERE WENT ON VACATION TO THE LANDS OF LOWERCASE. CAPSLOCKIA IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VACATION? THAT SOUNDS... HORRIBLE

I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT CAUGHT ANY DISEASES FROM THEM

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