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ALL FRENCH PEOPLE I EVER MET NEVER BOTHERED TO SPEAK ENGLISH. THEY ALL JUST KEPT TALKING FRENCH AND I COULD ONLY COMMUNICATE BY HAVING A FRIEND TO TRANSLATE...

THEY ARE NOT CRAPPY, I LOVE THEM!

Banned for secret reasons that I'm not allowed to tell.

End one. wyr always have your tongue sticking far out of your mouth or your eyeballs sticking far out of your head

OOOOHHH WHO WILL GET THAT POST NR. 1000?

I THINK IT'S BETTER THAN IN GERMAN, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY PRONOUNS LIKE THAT OF MY KNOWLEDGE. BUT ANYWAY I JUST TOOK A PRACTICE TOEFL TEST AND FOUND OUT THAT MY READING AND LISTENING SKILLS ARE GOOD, MY WRITING SKILLS ARE FINE TOO, BUT MY SPEAKING SKILLS ARE ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS... I WAS STAMMERING COMPLETE NONSENSE AND I ONLY MANAGED TO GET 88 POINTS ON THAT PRACTICE TEST, BUT I NEED AT LEAST 90

Yes! I hate that so much! There once was this rumor going around at school about me dating this really annoying kid and I overheard some guy in my physics class talking about how I was "his" (referring to that annoying guy). Talking about me being together with someone I'm not together with and someone I can't stand is one thing, but actually acting like I'm someone else's possession makes me mad. If there is one person that owns me then that person is me and no one else

IT'S NOT MY PREFERRED PRONOUN, BUT IT'S JUST SO WEIRD TO ME THAT THIS BOOK PRETENDS THERE'S ONLY HE OR SHE... I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND IT'S FROM 2011, SO IT MIGHT BE JUST TOO OLD. I JUST FEEL LIKE FOR ME SINGULAR THEY PRONOUNS HAVE EXISTED IN ENGLISH FOR AS LONG AS I REMEMBER... I USED SINGULAR THEY BEFORE I EVEN KNEW THAT PREFERRED PRONOUNS EXIST, LIKE WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE WITHOUT KNOWING IF I'M TALKING ABOUT A BOY OR A GIRL.

But drunk drivers? It was honestly the scariest thing. I was so happy when I made it out of that bus alive, because he was driving that terrible. Anyway, that got a bit off topic...

THANK YOU, IT WAS SOOOOO GOOD! ALSO THIS BOOK I'M PREPARING WITH FOR THE TOEFL TEST COMPLETELY IGNORES THE EXISTENCE OF SINGULAR THEY PRONOUNS AND MAYBE IMPLIES THAT IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE TO USE IN GOOD WRITING. ONLY MAYBE THOUGH, IT'S NOT REALLY CLEAR. BUT IT STILL ANNOYS ME.

Bottomless pit

I WAS PRODUCTIVE WATCHING TV AND EATING MARBLE CAKE

I once sat next to some guy on the bus (he was on the window side) and then his girlfriend or whatever entered the bus and stood on my other side and I was basically right in the middle of their couple conversations... You never know what to expect on a bus (I'm pretty sure I once had a drunk bus driver... )

I'M HONESTLY SO EXCITED FOR UNI, BECAUSE IF I GET ACCEPTED TO THE UNI I WANT TO GO TO, THERE WILL BE A REALLY NICE ART STORE IN A VERY WALKABLE DISTANCE FROM THE UNI I WISH YOUR TOE ALL THE LUCK IT NEEDS TO GET BETTER SOON. ALSO HI STARRY!

If this is true, how about we all become couple therapists? Sounds like we could make good money, because we would be a lot better than all the other therapists Ok nope, I think I still prefer becoming an illustrator over that... I today saw this really weird train commercial... Long story short, it ended by basically saying that going by train is a lot more comfortable than by car and you have more time for yourself. That statement was followed by a short clip of a couple kissing on a train and that was it. I would honestly rather be stuck in traffic for many hours in a car than on a train kissing someone...

YEAH MY ART STORE IS AN HOUR BY CAR AND I BARELY EVER HAVE A CAR TO DRIVE THERE. MY FATHER USUALLY TAKES IT TO WORK AND OUR OTHER CAR IS NOT REALLY IN THE CONDITION TO DRIVE ON THE EXPRESSWAY... THERE IS A GOOD BUS CONNECTION, BUT BUSSES ARE SUPER EXPENSIVE, SO THAT'S NOT AN OPTION. I USUALLY END UP ORDERING FROM THEIR WEBSITE IF I NEED SOMETHING, BUT ACTUALLY GOING THERE IS SO MUCH MORE FUN! MY FRIEND IS GOING TO THAT CITY WITH ME SOON THOUGH, SO I'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE HER GO TO THAT STORE WITH ME

Yeah, I hope that's it because that would mean I'm actually saying the right things even though I have no clue what I'm talking about

THAT KIND OF THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET ME GO WITH TOO MUCH MONEY INTO A BOOK STORE OR ART SUPPLY STORE. I ALWAYS HAVE TO BUY MORE THAN I PLANNED. ONLY HAPPENS IN ART SUPPLY AND BOOK STORES THOUGH.

Whenever my friends need any kind of romantic relationship advice the first person they come to for advice is me. Why me? I haven't told them about being aro ace, but they know I've never been in a romantic relationship and they never witnessed me having a crush. So out of all their friends I'm the one who has to give advice on this thing that I really don't understand? Doesn't make sense to me. Then I'm just sitting there trying to solve their relationship problems by logical thinking... I'm not sure if I'm any good at this because I don't know if romance and logic have anything to do with each other

Update: Cake is done and tastes delicious. Now I'm even happier!

I just put a cake into the oven

I THINK THE BUMP COMES FROM WRITING. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT MY MUM THINKS, SHE HAS ONE TOO.

WORMHOLES SOUND LIKE A LOT OF FUN...

YOU FORGET I AM A MAGICIAN. I CAN MAGICALLY TELEPORT US THERE!

DIDN'T WE DECIDE ON THE AROMEDA GALAXY, SO WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO CREATE NEW PLANETS AND STARS? ALL WE HAVE DO IS MODIFY THE PLANETS THE WAY WE WANT THEM TO BE AND SUPPLY THEM WITH AIR AND WATER AND ICE CREAM AND STUFF LIKE THAT.