deltaX

YO I HAVEN'T BEEN ON APOCALYPSE IN FOREVER

I AM GLAD THIS PLACE IS STILL SHOUTY

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Spiders

I have nothing to respond to so I guess I get a million dollars for free?

You get a million dollars be you have to wear only neon pink clothes for the next year.

Sort of

That sounds really fun!  I'm pretty sure all my students would be amused 

A million dollars, but you can't say any words with the letter "e" until all the money is spent

No I'm going to win!

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1579

THE ENTIRE ELECTION WAS JUST AWFUL, AND EVEN WITH THE ELECTION OVER THE NASTINESS HASN'T STOPPED.  I'M REALLY UPSET TODAY.

Religion

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Do I win?

Nope, I need the internet to do my work, so that probably wouldn't end well.

You get 1 million dollars, but you sneeze every two minutes for the next five years.

OOOOOH  SPOOOOOOKY

*MAKES GHOST NOISES*

What happens if I send more than $75 at once?  Do I get super injured?  I think I'll have to pass because I'd be injured at least once a month when rent is due, and probably about once every other week or so just for groceries.

You get a million dollars, but you lose the ability to see color for the next year (everything is in black and white)

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SIX WEEKS IS TOO LONG TO BE WITHOUT A PHONE   I HOPE YOU HAVE A NEW ONE BY NOW ZEMADDOG

I got a subhuman humanoid 

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