Momo

you make it sound like i left or something~

Every new person I meet, or literally every time I meet someone? I could probably live with the former because I rarely meet new people anyway. I couldn't deal with the latter though - it'd basically rule out any interaction with another human whether you were against being married or not. Can you imagine walking up to your boss and having them propose every time? A million dollars but your bank account will be debited $5 every hour for the rest of your life and if the payment bounces then you will instantly fall over dead.

Something random. (it's 2am, ok?)

Allow me to offend you further by presenting the name in the original Japanese: もも Only one letter! I'm offended that you assume that we assume that...

Usually it's about how much they can earn, not how much they are earning at any given point. But how much they are earning right now is a simple proxy for how much they can earn when you're first trying to get to know someone. But I also feel like how much you earn is often used as a proxy for how 'successful' someone is. People want to be in a relationship with someone at least as well of as they are. Which feels strange to me personally.

Mmm, lest we forget.

I'm offended you don't care if you have anyone who cares to reply to you.

Yes.

Any pie can be split up into multiple pieces of 'mmm'.

Weirdly, I call them parenthesis and square brackets, while { } are braces.

Forth really is a stupidity.

You're a kitten, all those cats just want to love you and look after you.

Not a fan of them on their own but they can be delicious as part of something else. Sushi (yes, raw fish)?

Also eww. Too much sugar. Cotton candy?

And also that ultimately there are no big things, only bigger things.

@Apathetic Echidna I feel like if I had to grade papers then I would need something stronger than wine.

What does this even mean? ditto. I build up a mental map.

It depends a bit where you end up. I managed to rent the same place for 6 years.

But they are consistent - consistently awesome.

I'm gonna get hate for this but that does sound good. Plain peanut butter sandwiches.

Never be alone again. I could work with modesty issues (it's mostly something we teach ourselves anyway), but I don't think I could survive without ever seeing another human again. WYR eat another human being or be eaten by someone else?

I don't know that I have any words to this point specifically, but I wanted to share my experiences as a relationship-positive, highly sensual, sex-neutral ace for comparison with some of the more allosexual members of the forum. I've only ever had sex with people I've had very strong feelings for - to me it's a very intimate act. That said, my actual feelings during the act are... strange. The lead-up, cuddling, kissing, messing around are all enjoyable. I'll also end up with an erection as often as not along with a generalised, but not strong, urge to have sex. If I do follow through with that, then it... happens. And this is the bit that's always stumped me, listening to other people. I've never felt pleasure from sex. Not physical pleasure, nor emotional pleasure. I've done it because it's expected and it's not bad, but I've not really had a good experience during the act. Before and after are often lovely though.

It's alive for now