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Momo

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  1. Banned because you can always speak, people can choose to listen or not on their own.
  2. Banned because no one asked you anyway.
  3. Banned for all eternity because I said so.
  4. Banned because I have no secrets, you just haven't asked the right questions yet.
  5. I'd totally be down for this. One day you throw yourself at the floor and miss and find yourself floating in mid air. Unfortunately you can never land nor lower your altitude. I wish I could travel more.
  6. Having tried for this a few times now, the only way I see this working out long-term is if they also have a romantic partner but that can be a difficult thing to balance for all three people. This is awesome to hear about. I get this too, though usually the only person I really get jealous of is the persons romantic partner. I don't want to be romantically involved with them but I feel bad about their romantic partner monopolising them. ----- So, lets start with the fact I don't feel like I crush at all. But my squishes are fast and furious, especially if I act on them. If I don't then they can drag out for a few weeks at most. If I do pursue them though they can die down in as little as a day or two. * My squishes are triggered by interactions with the person - this is a defining feature to me. Crushes seem to able to be directed at virtually anyone; see also love at first sight. * Strong feelings of connection and a desire to talk to and spend time with the person * I get a strong urge to be close to them physically, hugging and such - it's hard for me to decide if this is actually part of the squish or not because I have this feeling with all my close friends. May be tied to the above point - feeling super connected despite barely knowing them yet. Someone mentioned not wanting to kiss as being a defining feature for them but I feel like this isn't true for all aro's. It is probably a helpful guideline for greyro people though. For me, I don't get an explicit urge to kiss my squishes, though I might if I felt in the mood to kiss and they were ok with it.
  7. Banned for not having a secret stash.
  8. Granted - African brown widow spiders are now native to your house and love nothing more than nesting EVERYWHERE. I wish I lived closer to some of my friends.
  9. In the near future when cybernetic implants are a normal thing to have, people start to realise that antibiotics won't help fir issues with their implants. They continue to be ignorant of what antibiotics are. I wish cybernetic implants where a thing.
  10. Granted: You buy a katana and put it out the front of the rest of your collection. No one ever asks again. I wish I could understand and predict human emotions.
  11. Banned because your name starts with Z.
  12. One day shotinthehand is swimming in the ocean when a giant sea slug eats her. I wish it was easier to come up with wishes than corruptions.
  13. Banned because reality never compares to what we dream up.
  14. Banned for not thinking big enough.
  15. Granted: You compulsively write down wishes whenever you think of them. As you write them down they morph into corrupted versions of the things you write. You fill notebook after notebook with them, hoping one comes true. They consume your life. You fill your entire house with the notebooks full of all the things you wish for and curl up and die in the middle of a sea of paper covered with corrupted wishes. I wish I wasn't so morbid.
  16. Banned because all pokemon are cute in their own way.
  17. Ah, but no one knows which encoding you're using and so it's all for naught.
  18. Banned for not thinking this is the cutest thing ever.
  19. Banned because you no longer fit into my plushy schemes.
  20. And is there a difference, perceived or otherwise, between the two statements? Seems they mean the same to me, the first is just easier to say.
  21. Banned for denying the inevitable, plushy truth.
  22. Banned for disliking plushies.
  23. That's an interesting point; I don't have the background with Japanese to know if I'm speaking in a way that would be unusual in Japanese too. But I can speak for the English side. As you say, it's more formal. Academic, even. It wouldn't be what most people would say in regular conversation.
  24. Banned because I have no argument against that.
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