SamwiseLovesLife

On 19/11/2017 at 3:29 PM, Mezzo Forte said:

I'm a binary transman, so while my perspective is a bit different, I do relate to a lot of what you're saying, even if I treat my orientations and gender as fairly separate entities, in the sense that I think I would have been aro/ace regardless of my gender identity.

 

My gender-questioning process couldn't properly start until I figured out my romantic/sexual orientation. Before university, My disinterest in sex come off as a form of female straightness, because so many of the men were sex-obsessed, and how could I be a man if I didn't want sex? I yearned for romantic love, and even mistook myself for a straight girl because of my appreciation for the masculine form, but never could successfully fall in love, no matter how much I cared platonically. I needed to learn that I wasn't straight by default to understand that I wasn't cis by default

I relate to this so much

8 minutes ago, ladyasym said:

 

So I'm choosing to remain (mostly) childfree because I have other things that I would much prefer to do, and believe that I'll find more meaning in life outside of parenthood. Also, it's the most environmentally-friendly (if controversial) and sustainable lifestyle choice - and I like the planet.  

Preach!

Halle Berry

On 19/10/2017 at 8:03 AM, Zorcodtoa said:

South West England, that's the "boot" of Britain.

On 21/10/2017 at 2:44 PM, Louis Hypo said:

South East England, the heel of Britain.

Midlands England.. so the ankle??

On 22/04/2016 at 3:11 PM, Mogseltof said:

I will one hundred percent kiss my friends if they're okay with it, leads to some confusion with other people but I don't mind that.

 

To be honest the line between romantic and sexual for me is usually the context of what's happening. And a hell of a lot of trust in the other person and knowing what you're both pursuing.

I totally second this!

On 06/11/2017 at 2:19 PM, Zorcodtoa said:

I would rather return to AVEN than get married....

 

....probably.

I feel this.. talk about identity policing

On 07/11/2017 at 5:14 AM, Apathetic Echidna said:

I would agree with you unless the library you mean is The Library infested with Vashta Nerada from the Doctor Who episodes Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead.

I would let a Greek gypsy woman organise my wedding rather than be eaten by microscopic shadow piranhas. 

 

I would rather watch every Nicholas Cage movie there is than get married though. ......I would watch all those movies in slow motion than be eaten by microscopic shadow piranhas.....

Wow man.. too far D:

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19 hours ago, Ace of Amethysts said:

This is random, but I love your sidebar

THANKS I give hugs in exchange for compliments *squeeze*

This is awesome! Calling in the new generation

On 01/07/2017 at 11:16 PM, Untamed Heart said:

As in, I'd rather take a bath each week in a tub full of ice cream than get married?  

Every time it was chocolate you'd get out like a mud monster.. I'd chase little kids around

3 hours ago, Ace of Amethysts said:

I'd rather watch James in a swordfight than get married.

I'd rather BE in a swordfight than get married (any kind of sword fight )

On 24/09/2017 at 8:52 AM, James said:

@Mark 

Good point. Let me just add "getting anally probed by Martian scientists" to the list of things I'd rather do than get married.

TBH it depends how gentle they are, i mean who says this is a bad thing? I think it's just alien foreplay..

But yeah, definately better than marriage

On 24/09/2017 at 7:28 AM, James said:

And they do such amazing things with their probing technology..."

^ this. I'm at work and literally had a fit of giggles that got me strange looks *wipes tear*

On 23/08/2017 at 2:05 AM, Confidential_Con said:

For me, practical concerns (being trans) tend to disincline me from casual sex anyway, and I can't imagine comfortable with trying it with someone I don't at the least trust to understand my hangups regarding my body and to respect my boundaries in regards to that. But even if those hangups sometimes mean I have to tell my partner to stop in the middle of things because I feel unexpectedly awful, I know that they'll immediately stop what they're doing to comfort me. And knowing that makes it easier for me to do stuff with them: I know that whatever happens with our clothes off, they care about me and my well-being is more important to them than getting off.

Ahhh yes I very much relate to this. It sounds lovely that you are able to experience that in the safety of friendships 

17 hours ago, James said:

Long hair. I couldn't use a sword correctly if my nails grew continuously. Or a keyboard. Or a pencil. Or any other human implements intended for use by hand.

@SamwiseLovesLife A video, you say.

 

Would you rather drink a shot of human urine or be literally shot with a tazer? Assume no hepatitis and no heart failure.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10210422994564299&id=1626712608

Check it Quality isn't awesome but some Black-browed Albatrosses fly in and out at one point

And another with pingus - https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10210422895801830&id=1626712608

I answer.. tazor. I'm not into water sports, pain I can handle.

WYR be cut off from the internet for life or lose a limb?

18 hours ago, James said:

YOU'VE BEEN TO ANTARCTICA?!?

 

@SamwiseLovesLife please take me with you

I need to see a wandering albatross before I die

Yiss I jumped into the Antarctic sea (voluntarily). Pulled out after I swam back by the crew, immediately given a vodka shot (I needed it). Incredible place. Panguin poop smells but it's worth it.
Nothing beats 4am standing on deckon the Drake's passage, still waters (for once, as usually it was throwing the ship side to side), complete silence (sun still up because daylight 23hrs per day) with albatrosses gliding in and out in font of the bough. Stunning. I have a video of that <3 I also have a tattood Albatross on my back

18 hours ago, James said:

Would you rather wake up every day from a fulmar vomiting on your face or an orca nibbling your foot?

Orca. Foot prostetics are pretty good nowadays.

WYR have hair that's so long, even tied up it drags on the floor and uncuttable OR have nails like Edward Scizzor hands (also uncuttable)?

1 hour ago, Zemaddog said:

I'm offended your name has the same letter three times in a row.

I'm offended by your letter discrimination

16 hours ago, James said:

Would you rather spend a year of your life in Antarctica or in Greenland? If you already live in either location, feel free to say why.

Antarctica because It's the only one I've been to and I won't commit to live somewhere unknown without checking it out first!

WYR Be able to talk only in opera singing for the rest of your life or be able to talk normally but only understand Guinea Pigs (all human talk sounds like random squeeks)?

2 hours ago, James said:

Would you rather be able to fly or have a perfect photographic memory? Make sure to comment what you'd use your power for.

Fly because fuck plane fares.

Would you rather live out your dreams for 10 years then die, or live for another 100 years with a mediocre life?

3 hours ago, Apathetic Echidna said:

I have a bit of trouble separating aesthetic, sensual and sexual attraction, and as they are sort of tied together for me I have started using the term aesthetic appreciation where most people use aesthetic attraction as I feel it fits my experience better.  Whatever it is, it is very instantaneous. When I meet someone for the first time it is either there or it is not

I relate to this but for me it can be gradual, growing due to fondness for the peson and such. I often feel sensual attraction for friends the more I get to know them, wanting to have skin to skin contact and be close to them physically

Gross!

Nori (japanese seaweed sheets)?

On 02/07/2017 at 5:53 PM, DeltaV said:

I don't have anything in mind. I just observe that others do, but they're scarce with details. Some woman said that a valid excuse to be a virgin after a certain age was serving time in prison. Maybe I find this text again

Wow. So who is this person and why do you have their number? They sound like an imbossil..

On 07/06/2016 at 9:52 AM, omitef said:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh I hate this test, it's based on so many sexist stereotypes and determines whether you're transgender based on gender identity disorder criteria (which is not inclusive of all transgender people). I took it once and it said I was an androgynous lesbian woman even though I'm an androgynous queer transman.  Guess I don't conform to stereotypes enough to qualify as a real man™. *sits in corner and pours salt everywhere*

SAME. Seriously I was like- say what? PUZZLES. WHAT DOES THAT FRICKING TELL YOU. I'm dyslexic so I suck at them naturally **growl**

On 08/04/2016 at 1:15 AM, Louis Hypo said:

I'm not repulsed, it just never penetrates me and I don't know what it must feel like to be struck by Cupid

I second this, romance is weird. But funny to watch most of the time

14 hours ago, DeltaV said:

awww…

I know right! @Eklinaar gets all the cute stuff. Jealous

14 hours ago, James said:

If I don't have time to prepare for such a trip, it's a death sentence. In that case, I guess I'll have to perform the smexuals for a female seahorse. I guess that's alright? Incidentally, sea horses form mated pairs each breeding season which follow each other around and link their tails together. They also do *shudder* courtship dances. I doubt carrying eggs will ever suck as much as that. Almost makes me want to take the death sentence trip to the Cretaceous anyway.

 

Is it just me, or does @SamwiseLovesLife ask a lot of questions that involve having sex with sea animals?

YOU'VE DISCOVERED MY SECRET FETISH **runs away into the sea to live out my life seducing ameobas**

8 hours ago, Momo said:

WYR eat another human being or be eaten by someone else?

Be eaten. I'm a vegan, I ain't got time fo' that sh*t

WYR be a siamese twin joined at the hip (trouble walking) or joined at the head (trouble looking where you want)?

17 hours ago, James said:

BOIL EM, MASH EM, STICK EM IN A STEW

 

Would you rather eat a heavily-bruised apple or a heavily-bruised banana? You won't get sick or anything, but still. Ew.

Apple becaused bruised banana tastes like toffee that's gone slimey..

Would you rather magically change into a seahorse and live out the rest of your life as a seahorse breading stallion (male pregnancy lols) or be transported back to the Cretacious period (still human).. good luck with the dinosauruses